Probably Friday's child
loving and giving, but that's not who you want. You want the one with the musky arse
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:28, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'd prefer my young felatrix to be
full of woe otherwise what's the point? So, I'll opt for Wednesday.

I don't think kids have musky arses do they? Not sure. I'll ask google. Then delete my browser history...
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Kids stink

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Pro tip
Don't do this if you're at work. Sure it seems funny, but the next thing you know there's tears, recriminations, you're on the sex offender's register and the Daily Mail's demanding to have the right to tell the country your name and address.
( Kroney, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Work?
You overestimate me, dear Kroney.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Who'd give you a job

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Not even a kid it would seem

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:43, Reply)