Maybe he'll sprog her up, get all preoccupied and forgetful
and I'll be able to nick his TARDIS.

And you know what that means.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

No ones bottom will be safe in any galaxy
and at any time.

Christ, I may already have been bummed.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 9 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)

There's a way to find out
Next time you go for a shit, see how easily it falls out
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I only had 1 10 minutes ago, and it seemed fine
But you've got me wondering now....
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 9 May 2011, 13:57, Reply)

You never know when a bumder with TARDIS will strike
That's a good point actually. The Time Lords are like an intergalactic peacekeeping force who use their powers for good, yeah? Apart from The Master. Surely there must have been one or two who took TARDIS' out to shag their way around time and space in a way that James T. Kirk could only have dreamed of
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:04, Reply)

I think most of them just liked to fight and that
and it seems the Doctor is the only good one, as he didn't let any other Time Lord free when he could. But he can't make people forget, can he? We'd remember if he's been around.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 14:09, Reply)

He can, he made Donna forget.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:12, Reply)

I had forgotten about that
So... maybe... I've been with The Doctor already. That'd be cool. And maybe DF has the TARDIS too and he's using it to have sex around the Universe and making people forget about it. But a bit of it somehow remains in our subsconcious, and that's why all, without a real reason and without having met him yet, are sure he's a bumder.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Wouldn't necessarily be cool to have been with the Doctor
Depends on which Doctor. I wouldn't have thought you'd have been up for it with any of the first 3. Or the 6th or 7th.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I wouldn't want to be with the one that's on at the moment either
Tom Baker, Christopher Eccleston or David Tenant. Or you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Hey, I was pretty close there!
Is that in order?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Mmmm...
No, I think it'd be CE first, then DT and finally TB. Not because I think TB is a worse Doctor, I just know him less. And he'll be a bit old by now.

And you are the first, of course.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Not really, they just observe, surely?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:12, Reply)

I dunno, they got the Doctor to go to Skaro and try to stop the Daleks before they got started
Admittedly he failed, but concluded that it might be better off this way as it would unite peoples of various races against the Daleks, so he probably would have been better off just observing.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Is that Genesis of The Daleks?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Take 10 Geek Points

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:20, Reply)

That'd be the only reason
why I'd be happy for him to marry. Even when the chance is so small, you should try to get it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 13:54, Reply)

You've heard the rumours then
chance penis

Before any cunt else says it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)

They never strikeout my comments
you're safe with me.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 14:09, Reply)

I wish I could command that sort of fear

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I think it's not fear
they're just tired of me not understanding the jokes.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 14:19, Reply)

I prefer my suggestion
Cos that way eventually I'll have a TARDIS and a sex-mistress who terrifies the internet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Hahaha
Ok, we can go for that. I always managed for a friend to unfriend me in Facebook last week, I'll try harder and see what I can get this week.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 14:28, Reply)