I can do a pretty good Ronan Keating impresson (so I'm told)
I've yet to convince anyone I know that my Neil Diamond impression is anything other than 'utter wank'

Alt: Chorizo. Although I have fond memories of the 80% water, 19% fat 1% pig scrotum 'sausages' I used to buy as a student. I don't know how the grill ever survived.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:49, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have always point blank refused to eat cheap sausages
I'll never eat them in a local caff
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Ronan Keating did that song with LeAnn Rhimes, considering they're both cheathers...
do you think they got it on?

I quite like that song.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Is your life a rollercoaster?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Yep, I just gotta ride it
I usually belt out 'When You Say Nothing At All' which, by the end of the song, will have morphed into an impression of Sean Connery doing an impression of Ronan Keating.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:55, Reply)

I'll bet you get invited to ALL the best parties...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:57, Reply)

He IS the party

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:58, Reply)

This is true
*does the robot*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Pervert

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Of all the dance moves in all the world..
..I had to walk into that one.

Here's looking at you, ED(209).
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Mate, that's a Magimix and would you mind washing it now, please?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:10, Reply)

ASIMO will never be the same again

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:10, Reply)