The "new" me is boring me
Tell me something I didn't know about yourself: a party trick or skill, crime you committed, perversion you secretly love or unrequited love that has passed you by.

ALT: SAUSAGES! I like Lincolnshire or Cumberland, whish is odd as we all know that the North is shit.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:23, 160 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I get fisted by my dad regularly

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)

your own sex life isn't going to get you any attention dude

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:35, Reply)

It's a perversion that I secretly enjoy, keep up

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:38, Reply)

yes but nobody is going to give you any attention for broadcasting your own stuff
i'm sitting by the guillotine knitting my scarf, but there's nothing to watch... sort it out...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:39, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1194367
(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:40, Reply)

hey
i'm lovely. everyone loves me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:44, Reply)

several times, usually.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 May 2011, 16:48, Reply)

he's been banned
this was the quietest lamest bertdown ever.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:49, Reply)

get in.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 May 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Can you confirm this?
Don't get my hopes up. Also, we don't want NakedApe enduring a massive barrage of abuse if he changes his name back... OH HANG ON
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:50, Reply)

How can you tell when someone has been banned?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)

you'll never get your name back now

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)

It says it is still taken by someone else :((((
I would ask for suggestion sfor a new name, but even with monty away, I can't see that ending well
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:53, Reply)

CakedRape
You'll sound like Kitty & Chompy's love child
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Why, who could refuse?!

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Depends if they're drinking a blue beverage or not

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Click on his name

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Ohhh, so was it bert?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:54, Reply)

'fraid I don't know. I haven't really been paying much attention today
Edit: The dad references might be a giveaway though. Bert does always seem to have had a thing about his dad, at least when he's not been trying to desperately justify the statutory rape of his half-sister.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:54, Reply)

maybe he's just trying to be let back into the fold
aw poor bert
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Not doing a great job then, is he?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:53, Reply)

One would like to think that turning up and slagging people off wasn't the best way to get back in the good books
but maybe he's just following Chompy, Rory & Monty's examples. Although to be fair, at least Monty and Rory are funny
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:55, Reply)

It's not much of a secret when it's writ large in your sig, dickhead

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:41, Reply)

I think it's chompy as, he's very good at searching for posts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Would have posted a bbc link already.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Perhaps it is Edmund.
Back from Denmark or Cornwall.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:43, Reply)

We should totally get Roota here
She's ace at finding trolls.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 May 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Where is she?
We need Sherlock Roota.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:46, Reply)

This sounds Like Holme's floozy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:54, Reply)

No, its the other way round.
DJTP is her floozy.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:59, Reply)

And he's a cunt. Good point.
But I can't believe Chompy would go to the trouble of creating a new account, 8 months ago, then nick your name and use the account to troll for no reason at all. He prefers people to know who's pwned them.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:44, Reply)

people to know who's pwned them to spend his free time wanking himself to a frothy bloody stump over online porn
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:47, Reply)

You're not seriously suggesting that Chompy is so socially inept that he has to resort to pornography?
*poker face*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)

no
i am not suggesting it.

i am SAYING it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Oh, me too
*goes to high-five Swipey*

*bounces off breasts, lands in next county*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:58, Reply)

doubtful
that'd mean he actually cares enough to go out of his way
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I only just realise ME and ME put together makes meme
I'm actually not a bully.
I know, it's crazy right?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)

I hate people using the word "yourself"
it's shit
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)

You're shit yourself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:36, Reply)

That just sound Irish

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:42, Reply)

ha to be sure it does

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I love
eating butter with a spoon. But I don't do it, because I don't want to be a fatty. It has to be salted butter too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 16:37, Reply)

peanut butter, maybe
the thick, organic, no added sugar crunchy stuff i mean. yum.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:38, Reply)

I've never tried it
But no, I mean cow butter. The hard one too, no that margarine nonsense.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 16:38, Reply)

O_o

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:38, Reply)

I know
I don't do it anymore.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 16:39, Reply)

blech!

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Have you tried it?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 16:44, Reply)

I don't even like licking it off a knife.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Oh, well
More for me, then.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 16:47, Reply)

true!

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:49, Reply)

apparently I like to tell everyone my boring minutiae all the time

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 May 2011, 16:39, Reply)

I like to hear it
I think most of us do, apart from that guy, you know, the weird one that steals names and that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Do go on

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:40, Reply)

shall I tell you how I feel about my father?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 May 2011, 16:43, Reply)

If you like, i don't judge
Well not to your face anyway
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:44, Reply)

How interesting.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:42, Reply)

unrequited love that has passed you by...
Who the fuck do you think you are eh, Adele?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Are you calling me a fat pikey?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Yeah. And I'm calling you Adele as well.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:45, Reply)

there is a facebook page called something like
"adele, you got dumped 'cos you're fat. get over it."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Her first two albums were called 19 and 21 as they were significant numbers in her life.
Her next album will be called 3.1415927
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:47, Reply)

i thought you were going to say "cos that's how much she weighs"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:48, Reply)

No, that's the *other* version of this joke on Sickipedia.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Oh Jeff, what are we going to do with you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:49, Reply)

haaaaaaaaaaaa oh em gee

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:49, Reply)

shut the door on your way out

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 May 2011, 16:50, Reply)

I can do a pretty good Ronan Keating impresson (so I'm told)
I've yet to convince anyone I know that my Neil Diamond impression is anything other than 'utter wank'

Alt: Chorizo. Although I have fond memories of the 80% water, 19% fat 1% pig scrotum 'sausages' I used to buy as a student. I don't know how the grill ever survived.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:49, Reply)

I have always point blank refused to eat cheap sausages
I'll never eat them in a local caff
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Ronan Keating did that song with LeAnn Rhimes, considering they're both cheathers...
do you think they got it on?

I quite like that song.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Is your life a rollercoaster?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Yep, I just gotta ride it
I usually belt out 'When You Say Nothing At All' which, by the end of the song, will have morphed into an impression of Sean Connery doing an impression of Ronan Keating.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:55, Reply)

I'll bet you get invited to ALL the best parties...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:57, Reply)

He IS the party

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:58, Reply)

This is true
*does the robot*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Pervert

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Of all the dance moves in all the world..
..I had to walk into that one.

Here's looking at you, ED(209).
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Mate, that's a Magimix and would you mind washing it now, please?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:10, Reply)

ASIMO will never be the same again

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Alt: now you're fucking talking.
There is a time and a place for most styles of sausage - the exceptions being
a) cheapo grotty ones and
b) andouillette - I'm mentioned this delight before, but it's fucking repulsive: it smells of shit, tastes like how you might imagine shit to taste, and is possibly the most unpleasant food experience I have ever had.

Best I ever had were Caribbean ones from a specialist shop in Islington (now closed): they were magnificent. Though I have to say, really I can take or leave waki sausages - top quality pork sausages are the best. Herby, garlicky etc are all good and I've had phases of scoffing different ones - but really the standard pork sausage is my favourite.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)

What is the best way to cook sausages though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:55, Reply)

I cooked some in a teflon pan with olive oil and potatoes
they were lush
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:57, Reply)

I made sticky balsamic roast potatoes and red onions yesterday
they were sooo good
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:58, Reply)

that sounds amazing

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Curtersy of that cunt Jamie Oliver
look it up, I did it with herb rolled pork loin, extra crsipy crackling, white wine gravy and mange tout.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:01, Reply)

a i
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:01, Reply)

i saw a recipe of his for some sort of blueberry pastry, looked amazing

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Did you go to the shops and get the ingredients for that curry you wanted to cook
And if so, was it nice?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:10, Reply)

I didn't, it was Mother's day on sunday here, so I spent most of saturday with my mom and buying her things
plus, I can't eat meat, kills my teeth :'(
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 18:05, Reply)

I made two types of grilled pork wraps: satay and jerk.
Jerk won.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Wow, you actually like a thread I started, i...i...don't know what to say

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:55, Reply)

well, if you javen't got a new name, at least you've got a new sig
'endorsed by monty'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 May 2011, 16:57, Reply)

pfft
Monty's a big fan of the pork.
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:56, Reply)

I thought you weren't a bully?
*cries*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:57, Reply)

POTD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:57, Reply)

God it must have been a shit day.
(no offence Krizzle)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:00, Reply)

It's been a torrid day of violence and insult

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:07, Reply)

there is a place in borough market that specialises in sausages
attracts hundreds of ruperts and jemimas looking for a sausagey treat at £15 a sausage.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:56, Reply)

*puts up hand*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Errr.
Now wash it you dirty cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:59, Reply)

This year I want to get into making my own.
You need a machine to stuff them but they don't have to cost a lot. The the only downside I can see is the huge fatness.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:59, Reply)

I would envitably end up trying to make a 4m sausage just for a laugh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:02, Reply)

I'm one step ahead of you in that I have had this idea but have also named it:
'THE CABER'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:03, Reply)

You just want a homemade 'bender in a bun'
Wimpylolz.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:08, Reply)

'Wimpy - YOU GET A PLATE!!!'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:37, Reply)

And the option of a wholemeal bun.
'Taking the fun out of your birthday treat'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:38, Reply)

I WANT A WIMPY!
I think they still exist in some places. I mean...knives and forks with your burger! awesome! cutlery I can ignore ftw
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:41, Reply)

see below

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:43, Reply)

The last time I had a Wimpy was at some motoway service station.
It wasn't great.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:45, Reply)

it wasn't great...
...it was a nostalgic taste sensation...?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:48, Reply)

It was expensive and shit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 18:08, Reply)

There's a Wimpy here in North Finchley.
Mind you they probably still have powdered eggs and sweet rationing round here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:42, Reply)

oh, so there
is something good about london, then
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:44, Reply)

There is nothing good about North Finchley. Nothing at all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:44, Reply)

but..but...
wimpy!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:45, Reply)

I'm sure they were the fast-food-joint-of-choice
For the discerning Irish terrorist.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:48, Reply)

What would your order be Captain?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:48, Reply)

I have no idea, can't remember what they did. I can just remember the one that was in
Nantwich and things all being in red and white and having too much salt on things. I think I went to a wimpy birthday party or two, as well.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:50, Reply)

I'll order for you.
Hello. Yeah. Can I have a bender in a bun for Crunchy. The same again for Monty. And, err, can then have a couple of those paper hats as well.

Thanks.... No, takeaway I'm afraid, they need to get back on the Sunshine bus.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:53, Reply)

I cannot believe I've got the Deacon book Jeff.
I keep getting it out and having a look.

THEN I LOOK AT THE DEACON BOOK AHAHAHAHAHAHA
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:55, Reply)

It took Joey's mate years to write it.
How many pages does it run at?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 18:08, Reply)

About 45 I think.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 May 2011, 18:34, Reply)

There could be Wimpy theme park here and it would still be utter faeces.
It's so fucking dull.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Wimpy World.
*Coming to a sink estate near YOU*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 18:09, Reply)

BREAKING NEWS
the foreign body has been removed from my foot, and as a bonus I saw down the nurses top and she had lovely boobs.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:02, Reply)

What was it?
also describe the boobs in Dickensian language please
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Dunno, it was black, shiny and hard so it could have been Linford's knob?
tits don't need gaying up! the bra was blue, the tits were round and I liked it!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:06, Reply)

I'm really Bert.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Fuck off Bert

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:03, Reply)

*fucks off*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:07, Reply)

evening
I sing too loud in the car.

alt. 'hotdogs' of the form 'sausages wrapped in bread and filled with tomato sauce and mustard' reminds me of Dukes of Hazard
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Hi Crunchy, someone stole my name!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:26, Reply)

And my capitals!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:27, Reply)

what are your INITIAL suspicions?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Well I've referred the case to the upper most tiers of investigation
but so far nothing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:29, Reply)

well I hope they go to
hellvetica
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:33, Reply)

so i saw
what a cunt
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:27, Reply)

I feel violated
More so than usual
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:28, Reply)

How did you manage to lose your name in the first place?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:29, Reply)

I bet Al stole it
and then ate it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:32, Reply)

My name wasn't PIE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:33, Reply)

A friend of mine bought some chorizo
for the barbecue. It was awesome. Have a go.

End of input.
( Kroney, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Grilled in slices or in sections, or what?
MORE INPUT PLEASE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:41, Reply)

I can recommend frying it up in chunks with some onion and coriander
sticking it inside a squid and the barbecuing that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Hello, old boy.
I have to say I've rather gone off it on the whole. Too much paprika - but I have to say barbecued squid is something I discovered in Morocco and it's one of the nicest things I've ever eaten, just with a squeeze of lemon on it. Magic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:53, Reply)

afternoon
I'm still a big fan. Had some delightful sausages at the weekend. There's a food hall place deep in Cornwall that has an incredible butchers (unfortunately out of pork and marmite sausages) but the ham and mustard ones were superb.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:57, Reply)

Pork and marmite could possibly be superb - although perhaps a percentage of beef in them might help.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:57, Reply)

my bro and his mrs have had them and say they are indeed superb
I'm unsure as to the meat in them, could easily be a mix of pork and beef, or just one or the other. They certainly seemed to know what they were doing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 May 2011, 18:01, Reply)

Do they do mail order, I wonder?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 18:03, Reply)

doesn't look like it from their website
it really is deep in cornwall though. Mail usually gets thrown into the nearest wagon and they hope it gets where it should.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 May 2011, 18:04, Reply)

Oh my.
I made roast chicken with chorizo and roasties last week. It was unbelievable, although possibly a little unhealty - there was about a pint of oil/fat in the bottom of the pan.
Of course this was drank as a beverage immediately
(TheColonel, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Hello, The Colonel.
You should have used it as a tanning agent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Hallo Monty.
How are you?
(TheColonel, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:56, Reply)

Busy doing actual real life work a bit at the moment. It's a fucking outrage.
You?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:57, Reply)

I had a delightful week off in which I planned on not getting the trots for two days.
This plan failed; I was foiled by some mature fish.
(TheColonel, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Re: tanning agent
I would have, but have recently renewed my membership with Tanfastique and, as a result am delightfully Tenné.
(TheColonel, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:57, Reply)

I knew you wouldn't let me down.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:58, Reply)

i want that, now
except the oily beverage
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:56, Reply)

You spelt especially wrong

(TheColonel, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:58, Reply)

*bleugh*!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 May 2011, 18:05, Reply)