Dogfucker wants me to start a new thread
I'm not very sober. Will this do?

When did you last do something you either did or didn't do the same thing before?

And why?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:00, 20 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i did a thing the other day
yesterday butnot the same as the other thing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:00, Reply)

How did you do such a thing?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:03, Reply)

with custard

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Don't like custard.
Take it away. NOW.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:14, Reply)

i like custard and shall taunt you with it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:16, Reply)

I don't like custard, I don't like tomato and I can't swim.
Other than that, I'm indestructible.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Then welcome to my dungeon
swimming pool filled with tomato custard!

mwahahahah!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:24, Reply)

South Wales isn't on my agenda
I hope it gets all mouldy and septic.

Then you'll be sorry. HA!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:28, Reply)

You be makin' a bad ting good.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Well I try, y'know
It just always seems so hollow. There's a message in me somewhere.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:07, Reply)

A hatful of hollow!
This charming man... is going to bed, night all
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Well thanks, eh.
New thread he says.

And now he's off snuggled up under his Bob the Builder duvet.

You're not going to fuck my dogs now, pal.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:23, Reply)

dat's coz he be in da easy crew

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:09, Reply)

And what do be a bad ting?
Everything is a good thing. You might have to squint a bit, or tilt your head to one side, but nothing is bad really.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Yes.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Why?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Because.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:27, Reply)

You should have thought of that before you did it.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Bedtime for me.
Whoever you are, remember that to retain a sense of humility there's always people in the world who are worse off than you. Feel sorry for them.

There are also people in the world better off than you. Feel in awe of them, but understand that I'm one of them and consider what someone like me thinks of someone like you.

x
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:46, Reply)

A classic from you there, TD!
Aloof to the MAX!!!
;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 9 May 2011, 23:52, Reply)