Also Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I can't take those films seriously.
Dinosaurs and mammoths. FFS.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I know, right?
Talking saber-toother tigers with celebrity voices, fine, but at let's keep it realistic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I would leave all the trailers as they are,
But when the human swine went to see the film, it would be a nice BBC2 documentry about the ice age. I'd lock the doors too, just leave a bucket in the corner.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:50, Reply)

I like this

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I hate the cunt who does the voice of the mammoth

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Everybody Hates Raymond is a three-joke show
1) His brother's really tall
2) His mother likes things clean
3) His wife could probably do a bit better than him

NINE SEASONS they made that last
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I've only watched a few chapters
and found it really boring. And his mum gets me to my nerves, stupid shouting manipulative bitch.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 10 May 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Both his parents are absolutely nightmarish
but at least his Dad is funny. The programme isn't true to life enough to draw cringeworthy "ooh I know someone like that" comedy out of a character so his Mum is just awful
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:54, Reply)

I just think
everytime I go zapping and find it, that if my mum was like that, I would break all contact with her. Easy like that. I hate her.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 10 May 2011, 10:57, Reply)

You should make your Mum watch an episode and tell her so
Just to make sure she knows what you expect from her in her dotage
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Hahaha
That's a good idea. Fortunately, my mum is too insecure, which is usually a bad thing, but means that if you tell her off once she takes offence and never does it again.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 10 May 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Oh my god
Your Mum's under your thumb!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I have to suffer her things too
like her necessity to be the centre of attention and that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 10 May 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Your dynamic is backwards

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Don't.
"Based on the comedy of Ray Romano" is one of the credits.

I'd keep it fucking quiet if I was him.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:50, Reply)

What does that even mean?
"The comedy" of Ray Romano. Either he had an idea for a series which got horribly out of control, or it stemmed from a drunken conversation about the worst possible idea for a sitcom.

Apart from Seinfeld, of course. What the fuck?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:52, Reply)

It's all the worst things about yank comedy.
King of Queens - actually, is that your favourite?

/lazy.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Hardly ever seen it actually
You bastard.

As you ask, The Simpsons is my favourite, and no I don't own the tie to prove it. Followed by Frasier and Arrested Development.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I love Frasier
the series, not him. Although I had a crush on Niles.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 10 May 2011, 11:09, Reply)

You're barking up the wrong tree there babe

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Why?
I don't like him anymore now. He's just kind of cute.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 10 May 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Because he's a massive bender

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Really?
Oh, all boys are benders lately. Is it in fashion or something?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 10 May 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Absolutely, darling
*snaps*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:56, Reply)

I don't know who he is,
But I've looked at his Wiki page and he looks a twat. So I'll agree with you.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:47, Reply)

100% agreed.
re the Mammoth voice-over. Props and 'nuff respect to John Leguizamo for his show-stealing sloth though.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:05, Reply)