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'Science makes you fly to the moon. Religion makes you fly into buildings'What great quotes have you heard recently?
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"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never be 100% sure they're orthentic" - Abraham Lincon, 1746.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:35,
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I disagree though, and I think the anti-religion crowd can be just as dull as the fundamentalists.There is no where in any religious text that tells anyone to fly into a building.
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Superman's diary has this in(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:37,
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And there's my first click of the day!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:43,
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Wish I'd put Maxi into my FFL teamThe big faced muppet
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:52,
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And science has only actually sent a few people to the moonFucking HUNDREDS of people have flown into buildings. And if that pilot hadn't managed to land his plane in the Hudson, science (or a failure thereof) would have flown a few more people into building than it has to the moon.
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That was the only successful landing on water of a passenger jetAll others have crashed and killed most of the passengers
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:48,
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That guy was a fucking legendI reckon that sort of achievement would buy him about 5 minutes of grudging respect on B3ta before everyone got stuck in
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This^One of the lads in here has his private pilot's license and knows a shedload about planes and such. He bigs the guy up for landing it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:51,
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YesHis Accord is parked outside, guarded by Mike Tyson
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:52,
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He got an award from BALPAwho recognised what a legend he is.
Some of the people on that flight went to the airport and flew home!
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Was that Al pretending to be BUPA?Was the award an empty pie tin with a magenta cock scrawled on it?
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But it was his understanding of science that meant he was (a) able to take responsible action
(b) able to stay in control of the 'plane
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(c) know that landing it in the river would greatly improve their chances over landing it on solid ground or the upper storeys of a building
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Alternative and far more facetious response:And how many of those "Fucking HUNDREDS of people" believed in "God," eh? Eh?
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I think the difference here is intentPeople have inadvertently flown into buildings as a result of technology, but the religious nutcases did it on purpose.
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"When God said brains, you thought he said trainsso you asked for a small, slow one"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:52,
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"One-track and dirty"(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:14,
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While we're on the subjectI'd rather have my mail delivered by Boeing than fly in a plane built by The Post Office.
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FisterJust there..... Look ^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:03,
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Sheesh well if I have to explain everything...OK here we go. Boeing and The Post Office - 2 totally different companies operating in totally different areas.
Both have came in for varying degrees of criticism over their lifetimes. However, what Boeing does is hugely more complicated than what The Post Office does.
Basically, what I'm saying is that The Post Office do a relatively simple job badly, so I wouldn't trust them to do anything complicated.
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No probsAnd I have no idea where it comes from. It's just something I heard years ago.
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"Wanking's not a crime"Guy Martin, one of his many brilliant lines in Cloer To The Edge, which also had the best 3D I have ever seen. It was awesome. vroooommmmm
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:55,
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A personal favourite, for obvious reasons, is this one from Ginger Rogers;"I do everything Fred does, but backwards and in high heels"
Which practically every female dancer will reel off at the slightest opportunity. Except it's not quite true, she didn't have to lead, did she.
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I just went to the warehouse where one of our suppliers was making a deliveryThe guy joked "are you here to help then?"
me: "No, I'm just a small weak women I couldn't possible lift those heavy things"
driver: "So much for equal rights I see!"
me: "Only when it suits us"
Driver laughed so much he fell over a toilet
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:02,
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This is a bit embarrassing,but one of my favourite quotes on the subject of girls comes from a film, Sliding Doors.
"I'm a woman! We don't say what we actually want. But we reserve the right to be pissed off when we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating. And not a little bit scary."
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It would be embarrassing for a manYou're fine
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:23,
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I saw your newslettered qotw answergood job
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:32,
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Oh, cheers :-)And to you, Vippers
Edit: modesty prevents me from taking any actual credit, the whole thing came from my best mate
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"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. "- Evelyn Beatrice Hall
Interestingly not Voltaire as most think, but her summary of Voltaire's essay On Tolerance.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:18,
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I also like"Those are my opinions. If you don't like them, I have others" - Groucho Marx
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If I want your opinion I'll slap it out of you.
(to women) If I want your opinion I'll give it to you.
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Oscar Wilde.The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself.
This seems to have been my mantra through life.
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girlinthehole, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:19,
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Some of Oscar Wilde's stuff was absolute gold"My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go."
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:25,
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Most of the quotes I've seen recently have been Python quotesas apparently it's Monty Python Status Day on Facebook.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:21,
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"Furthermore Susan,I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes....Reefers!"
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:27,
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it's also at the beginning of Sublime's version of Smoke Two Joints(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:35,
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*That's* where I remember it fromconfused it with The Pot Song. Can't imagine why.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:52,
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let's all smoke some pot!(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:42,
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One of my favorite Mae West quotes.A hard man is good to find.
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girlinthehole, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:32,
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"The buck stops here."Uncle Buck, I think.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:38,
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I can't take those films seriously.Dinosaurs and mammoths. FFS.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:41,
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I know, right?Talking saber-toother tigers with celebrity voices, fine, but at let's keep it realistic
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I would leave all the trailers as they are,But when the human swine went to see the film, it would be a nice BBC2 documentry about the ice age. I'd lock the doors too, just leave a bucket in the corner.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:50,
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I hate the cunt who does the voice of the mammoth(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:43,
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Everybody Hates Raymond is a three-joke show1) His brother's really tall
2) His mother likes things clean
3) His wife could probably do a bit better than him
NINE SEASONS they made that last
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I've only watched a few chaptersand found it really boring. And his mum gets me to my nerves, stupid shouting manipulative bitch.
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Both his parents are absolutely nightmarishbut at least his Dad is funny. The programme isn't true to life enough to draw cringeworthy "ooh I know someone like that" comedy out of a character so his Mum is just awful
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I just thinkeverytime I go zapping and find it, that if my mum was like that, I would break all contact with her. Easy like that. I hate her.
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You should make your Mum watch an episode and tell her soJust to make sure she knows what you expect from her in her dotage
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HahahaThat's a good idea. Fortunately, my mum is too insecure, which is usually a bad thing, but means that if you tell her off once she takes offence and never does it again.
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I have to suffer her things toolike her necessity to be the centre of attention and that.
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Don't. "Based on the comedy of Ray Romano" is one of the credits.
I'd keep it fucking quiet if I was him.
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What does that even mean?"The comedy" of Ray Romano. Either he had an idea for a series which got horribly out of control, or it stemmed from a drunken conversation about the worst possible idea for a sitcom.
Apart from Seinfeld, of course. What the fuck?
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It's all the worst things about yank comedy. King of Queens - actually, is that your favourite?
/lazy.
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Hardly ever seen it actuallyYou bastard.
As you ask, The Simpsons is my favourite, and no I don't own the tie to prove it. Followed by Frasier and Arrested Development.
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I love Frasierthe series, not him. Although I had a crush on Niles.
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Really?Oh, all boys are benders lately. Is it in fashion or something?
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I don't know who he is,But I've looked at his Wiki page and he looks a twat. So I'll agree with you.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:47,
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100% agreed.re the Mammoth voice-over. Props and 'nuff respect to John Leguizamo for his show-stealing sloth though.
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Somewhere in the world, a woman gives birth every 2 minutesWe must find this woman and stop her.
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clown car lolz(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:43,
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"World's Oldest Man Dies"Why does this keep happening?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:43,
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Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.(
Peej, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:42,
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Ah, birthplace of my favourite insult for a mental woman - "Psycho hose beast"As the years pass, the looks I get for using that phrase get stranger and stranger
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Every time I speak to youyou seem to come up with a new reason why I should revere you as a geek god
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I bought up loads of cool domains around the year 2000but they have all been snapped up. I also had moderaterock.com points for the reference.
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Peej, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:10,
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that's my favourite insult for a mental woman toohow odd
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:01,
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I have this bad feelingthat should we ever meet, we're going to disagree on everything we talk about, and this will leave us feeling oddly disjointed.
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naa, I'm really very agreeable(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:07,
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That's the thingWe agree on 90% of stuff on a website where people mostly bicker. So... ah, fuck it, this theory does not have legs.
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YeahIn very few places those rules of the Bible still apply. But I bet the woman is more than happy with the punishment the rapist is getting. I mean, what would I want more than spending my whole life with the man that's hurt me the most?
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That is trueI suppose she can do mean things to him for a long time. Poison him slowly and that.
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Chop his cock off and beat him to death with itAs long as he's The Mighty Badger, obv
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I don't think that's legalher punishment would be a lot worse than what he got.
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Maybe she could skin him and assume his identity to escape punishment(, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:10, Reply)
"dude, when life hands you lemons......... fuck the lemons, and bail."
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:44,
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I keep meaning to point out to youthat this quote on your FB page has bail spelt incorrectly. Unless you have a fetish for shagging monkey-faced Welsh Tottenham Hotspur players with lemons.
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If life hands you lemons, put them in gin.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:54,
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i was drinking vodka, lemon and butterscotch cocktails the other nightfucking awesome.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:55,
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I'm contractually obliged to call that "well gay"but actually it sounds pretty good. It would depend how much butterscotch.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:57,
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butterscotch just makes me think of angel delightWhich means my mental imagine of Swipes cocktail is all wrong.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:00,
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i don't like sweet creamy cocktailsthis one was fresh and tangy, just a sweet hint of butterscotch. awesomeness.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:03,
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"Of all the thing's I've lost, I miss my mind the most."Ozzy Osbourne, man! *throws horns*
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alright Cereal?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:01,
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sorry, I've been working(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:05,
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"Great words won't cover ugly actionsGood frames won't save bad paintings"
Refused - The New Noise
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:48,
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That WOO! always makes me lolFucking awesome tune though.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:50,
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YOU DIDN'T REPLY TO MY HILARIOUS TEXT THE OTHER DAYAS SUCH ALL OF TEAM AWESOME HATES YOU
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:57,
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Beer. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:49,
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The only thing I regret about drugs is not doing more of them when I had the chance.BGB 2011.
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girlinthehole, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:52,
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Too late...There is a world out there to discover and that's where my extra cash goes. Holidays FTW!
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girlinthehole, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:58,
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"Aim for the stars and you may just hit the moon"Also "Darth you utter bender" NA 2011
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:49,
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Have you tried to resume your former identity yet?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:51,
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Not at all recentlybut I'm generally fond of "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt"
And, as a personal mantra, "a true scientist cannot conceal what he discovers out of fear for what mankind will do with it" - Oppenhiemer's quote after he perfected the first atomic bomb.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:50,
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Oppenheimerwas a commie megalomaniac. Truman gave him very short shrift.
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he most definitely wasn't a commieThe US witch-hunted him for daring to suggest that blowing the fuck out of a few hundred thousand people wasn't really morally right. He lost everything, all his degrees, all his esteem, because the McCarthy era US was a pile of absolute cunts.
Mind, he did say "I have become as death, shatterer of worlds" after they dropped the first one, so he might be a bit of a megalomaniac. And also someone who doesn't read quotes properly.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:01,
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His wife was a self-professed Marxistand his security clearance was revoked in '45 after it became apparent that he'd lied about his meetings with fellow communists during his Los Alamos phase.
He was a preening peacock and drama-queen.
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He was one of the greatest physicists to walk the earththat earns him the right to be a drama-queen.
And those "meetings" were supposedly the odd social event, although since neither of us were there, I don't think either of us can be sure.
Incidentally, he couldn't have had his security clearance revoked. He never had security clearance at Los Alamos.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:22,
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But, buthe was the one who persuaded the US goverernment to BUY Los Alamos because it was near his New Mexico bolt-hole. He was head of weapons development there - of course he had security clearance. Still, meh. I've just got a chip because Enrico Fermi should really be the household name that Oppenheimer became.
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You great... soft... sissy... girlie... nancy... French... bender... Man-United supporting POOF!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:52,
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"The best laid plans of mice and men seldom coincide"(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:52,
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"unless they involve cheese"(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:53,
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I have a cheese at home called Red hot dutch......I kid you not.It chock full of chillies. Nom nom!
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girlinthehole, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:59,
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I went into a cheese shop in Derbyshire on Sunday and demanded Sage Derby.The assistant asked if I wanted modern or traditional. I said "Both please."
I was quite ashamed.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:03,
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What the FUCK were you doing in Derbyshire?!The only acceptable answer is "mocking the local troglodytes, wearing a full HazMat suit so I couldn't catch it".
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Weekend break with my GF.It was good, except for the rain. We went to Arbor Low.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:06,
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We went to a B&B recommended by a b3tan.It must have been a small one, as the bed was too short for me.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:18,
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You mean...More than one B3tan has been to D***yshire?!
*looks around, terrified*
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Christ, I even live on the road to Buxton!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:44,
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Yeah but I like youso am unprepared to accept this colossal geographical flaw in your character
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I went to university in Derby*opens can of worms*
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:36,
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That first sentence is so paradoxical as to tear a hole in the space-time continuumLast time a hole that bleak and godless was created, settlers built a town on it and called it Derby
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It was home to one of the finest club nights in the midlands at the timeI'm sure there were other plus points about the place but I appear to have forgotten them.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:43,
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I must have missed that by virtue of never setting foot in Derby for well-established reasons(, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:55, Reply)
I bet Dutch Schteve eats a lot of thatto put the fire in his fuck-juish, yesh?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:03,
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I often quote myself...it adds spice to my conversation. (George Bernard Shaw)
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"Drop and give me infinity!""Dude, there's no way I can do infinity push ups"
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Be excellent to each other(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:04,
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*drops monocle*oh I say!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:05,
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you didyou just aren't prepared to admit it
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:08,
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Yeah... the boot camp in Hell? When Colonel Oates tells them to "get down and give me... infinity""You're not strong! You're silky boys"
/may have too much time on my hands
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"We build too many walls and not enough bridges"Isaac Newton
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:02,
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"The distance between genius and insanity is measured only by success"Adolf Hitler.
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Well he was Time magazine's man of the yearin 19.....3.....8?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:07,
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psstit goes 1...2...3...4
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:07,
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It was Bruce Feirstein, wasn't it?I also like Nietzsche's "Insanity is rare in individuals, but amongst groups, parties and nations it is the rule"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:11,
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Possibly, my source on the matter is not reliableNice bit o' Nietzsche, there.
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one of my favourite "little chuckle" moments in literatureis in
*I get confused now I'm WELL OLD.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:18,
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This is too clever for meCan you relate it to football or dancing somehow?
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Sorryit's probably the most famous of Nietzsche's lines. It's about how those who deal with and study evil cannot avoid being tainted by it.
"Battle not with monsters, lest you become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:28,
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Oh I have heard that... must admit I didn't make the connectionNot seeing the football or dancing references though, so let's call it a draw.
*flees*
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I like a bit of HiassenCurrently reading 'SCAT', but I've also read 'Not The End of The World'.
I got into reading him after I ran out of Christopher Brookmyre's.
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I think I went the other way roundbut your post has reminded me that "NTEofTW" is actually Brookmyre and not Hiassen. Schoolboy.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:41,
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"the world is everything which is the case"too bloody right
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:04,
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But who said this?"You, you little cunt, when I tell you to do something, and you, you fucking big cunt, when I tell you to do something, do it. And if you come back at me, we'll have a fucking right sort-out in here. All right? And you can pair up if you like, and you can fucking pick someone else to help you, and you can bring your fucking dinner. 'Cos by the time I've finished with you, you'll fucking need it."
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:08,
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That sounds like it should be rhyming slang...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:14,
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Correct!The maddest of all the managers.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:10,
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NSFW owing to one or two choice words by Mr Sitton.www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE5mEDcjM6s
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:11,
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"We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never...go near the Germans"(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:13,
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This generation. Rules the nation. With version.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:16,
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Men are from barswomen have no penis
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:26,
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