Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.

( Peej, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ah, birthplace of my favourite insult for a mental woman - "Psycho hose beast"
As the years pass, the looks I get for using that phrase get stranger and stranger
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I used to own www.psychohosebeast.com
I wish I still did
( Peej, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Every time I speak to you
you seem to come up with a new reason why I should revere you as a geek god
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I bought up loads of cool domains around the year 2000
but they have all been snapped up. I also had moderaterock.com points for the reference.
( Peej, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:10, Reply)

that's my favourite insult for a mental woman too
how odd
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I have this bad feeling
that should we ever meet, we're going to disagree on everything we talk about, and this will leave us feeling oddly disjointed.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:05, Reply)

naa, I'm really very agreeable

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:07, Reply)

That's the thing
We agree on 90% of stuff on a website where people mostly bicker. So... ah, fuck it, this theory does not have legs.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:10, Reply)

marriage used to be
a punishment for rape.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 10 May 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Still is, in the bible

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Yeah
In very few places those rules of the Bible still apply. But I bet the woman is more than happy with the punishment the rapist is getting. I mean, what would I want more than spending my whole life with the man that's hurt me the most?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 10 May 2011, 10:47, Reply)

and a large collection of knives

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:54, Reply)

That is true
I suppose she can do mean things to him for a long time. Poison him slowly and that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 10 May 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Chop his cock off and beat him to death with it
As long as he's The Mighty Badger, obv
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I don't think that's legal
her punishment would be a lot worse than what he got.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 10 May 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Maybe she could skin him and assume his identity to escape punishment

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Yeah,
I can't see a flaw in that plan.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 10 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)

As long as she's a tall lass
*looks at BGB with new fear*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Pfft!
I'm a fucking pussy cat.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)

It was more the height thing that I was a-fearin'

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:22, Reply)