The first single I ever bought
Was 'Cotton Eye Joe' on cassette.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:17, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well, I know what's going to be going round and round in my head this afternoon...
Thanks. Thanks a lot, Labs.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:19, Reply)

*cackles*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:20, Reply)

*shakes fist*
You planned that, didn't you?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:21, Reply)

It's true
But I knew it'd get stuck in peoples' heads. I am unrepentant.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Hasn't worked on me mate
I've got the Glee cast's version of "Defying Gravity" from Wicked to repel the hideousness of the Rednex. Nothing can penetrate a shield of gayness that completely bent.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:23, Reply)

that is the most gay thing I have ever heard

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:47, Reply)

That was the idea
Although, due to lucky timing, it was also entirely true
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Dude
*makes note to stand at least six feet from Labs through CC gig*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:20, Reply)

I also bought Whale - Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:23, Reply)

That was fuckin' great though
Or funny, at the very least. I seem to remember the bird was fit. Or filthy. Or both.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I have vague recollections of that
Must research.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Interesting masturbation euphemism

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Would you say that this purchase is one of the reasons you are unmarried?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Would you say your hair is one of the reasons you are no longer married?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Probably.
But if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, you'd have been married a long time ago.

Where did you come from? Where did you go?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Cracking comeback
clickityclick
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:56, Reply)