then set your faces to stunned is right
You are bad jew.

Bad Jew! Bad! Get off the furniture!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 May 2011, 12:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Let's say I had a dog for a moment, I would want the dog to be happy, as long as it doens't lead to harm.
If my dog wanted to eat squirals, and they were in plentiful supply, and it doesn't lead to any extra work for me, then why shouldn't my dog eat squirals? A happy dog would make me happy.

We are god's dog, and bacon and crustations make me happy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:56, Reply)

that last bit is more or less the best sentence I have ever read

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:57, Reply)

=)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:06, Reply)

if we are indeed God's dogs
there are quite a few of us he should have neutered to stop us breeding.

Though I'm with you on the happy dog thing. Biscuit's name actually comes froma book where a dog called Biscuit was the happiest dog in the world, and he largely livesup to the name.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 May 2011, 12:58, Reply)

What's the book? My fav story is that of Gander, the Newfoundland during WW2.
As told in a short true story called "the dog that saved my life".

I love the dogs in Dean Koontz's older stuff too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:05, Reply)

It was a little children's book called Biscuit Goes Shopping
This little dog takes the shopping basket up the village, gets the milk, buns and a paper, goes back home and his person gives him a bone.

At the end, Biscuit is in the garden enjoying his bone, with the sun shining, and he is the happiest dog in the world.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 May 2011, 13:11, Reply)

It wasn't perchance by [that australian artist guy who did the humming and huh huh music] ?
I read his dog's life story and it rings a bell, not sure where from though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)