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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Bear, I think.I believe Bears are a flavour of homosexual, are they not?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:33,
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So would you opt for giving young Rupert a furry hand-shandy?Or are you more inclined to receive a rough bumming from gruff old Mr Bear?
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You have put way too much thought into this, dear chapRough bumming every time
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Whilst Bill Badger watches from a few feet away and touches himself?(, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:47, Reply)
This should be compiled into a perverse fan fic with a title such as"Rupert Bare" by Alfred Bestiall
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I put it to you Mr Crow, that such a fan fic already existsand you are quoting from it verbatim.
Having written it yourself.
In case that wasn't clear.
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If it already exists, I haven't written itIdeas are forming in my head, though.
And rest assured, they involve you.
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That is the most disturbing thing I've read all dayBetter you than Chompy, I suppose.
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'What's that?' Cried Rupert. 'some kind of bird?'
But it was Darth and Kroney with a frozen turd'
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From behind him, Darth hears a sinister growl,
As Mr Bear appears with a trowel.
Tied to the WorkMate, he's an easy goal,
As the old bear sets to work on his hole.
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Bill Badger looks on and continues his masturbation,
As Darth bites his lip and thinks of telecommunication,
Mr Bear begins to pound him at a steady pace,
As Rupert strikes his furry little tackle on his face
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