that sounds like way too much effort

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I have thought about this a little, as well.
The forward planning aspect of it all is more than a little odd in itself (as if sticking a frozen poo up someone is not weird enough on its own) - imagine the thought process...

'I need to defecate - brilliant! I'll do it onto a baking sheet and freeze it, because I've got GERALD, 96, A PROFESSIONAL CHUTNEY-TASTER FROM RICKMANSWORTH coming round tomorrow for some gaylolz'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Speaking of defecation
Does anyone else feel a bit conflicted about it? I mean, on the one hand I know logically that it's a perfectly natural bodily function etc. etc. but on the other I always come away from the loo feeling as if I have somehow dishonoured myself.
Am I alone in thinking this way or do other B3tans share my misgivings?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:15, Reply)

I like how you post before you think

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:17, Reply)

It rather depends on how hard you have to strain
There are ways to loosen the exit hole

Apparently
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Tee hee, you said 'log'ical.
I have to say I'm not overly keen on being 'at stool'. I too feel a faint feeling of shame and self-revulsion. Personally I like to deal with it by being flogged by prostitutes in the Spitalfields area. It's not for everyone, I grant you, but it certainly works for me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Interesting.
So you heap a large dose of shame upon a smaller one in the hope that they somehow cancel each other out, rather like homeopathy in reverse. Well, any excuse to get gang-flogged by Spitalfield sluts.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:23, Reply)

You and I understand each other perfectly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Does your shame
stem, in part, from the fact that your short thighs result in you sitting on the karzi with your feet dangling several inches from the floor?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Not at all.
Unlike men of so-called normal stature I can kick my legs hither and thither on the khazi in the manner of a lesson-weary child.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:41, Reply)

Your posting style is quite delightful.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Such kind words!
Would you satisfy my curiosity re Bowie. Was it the man, the music or a specific event entailing either that has burdened you with loathing?
I hasten to add that I am largely indifferent to Ziggy.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:50, Reply)

and you'd end up trying to shape it properly
and what if you'd eaten too much curry and it wouldn't hold its shape or you had like those little round poos. Then, waht if you're mum came round and saw it in the freezer and thought it was chocolate?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:16, Reply)