How did the call with the mentalist go -
Have you got your daughter for the perfectly resonable request of being able to take her to your mothers birthday party?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

YES I HAVE.
Were Mumbles not here I would be committing 'the sin of Onan' with aplomb, gusto and, dare I say it, gumption, in celebration of this fabulous result for 'Team Middle* Class'

*upper middle, thank you very much if it's all the same with you. No, really.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:48, Reply)

Crack on with it, I say
a screaming LPW should soon see the back of him.
(berk, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:49, Reply)

I'm not so sure. He's a bit 'metrosexual'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:00, Reply)

Well, if he asks to join in
you'll have a really, really good excuse to ask him to leave.
(berk, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:12, Reply)

I think if Monty whipped his cock out
and began wanking away, his friend couldn't be blamed for misreading the situation.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:24, Reply)