We are still missing a vital point
What is the amount of cash that you are prepared to part with in exchange for me carrying out this service to feckin' football?
Oh - try Epoisses - it is the king of all cheese, even if it is french.....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:53, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Thank you for the recommendation
I'm trying to encourage you to do this out of a sense of moral responsiblity. Shall we open at... 5 pence? Per kill?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:58, Reply)

and my travelling expenses?
Overnight digs with full english breakfast? Beer tokens?
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I assumed such manly pasttimes would be of no interest to anyone who doesn't like football
I'll lend you a tent
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:05, Reply)

I have a tent
and rather splendid it is too. But it does need two people to erect and the BF has flatly refused to entertain the idea of being under canvas ever again.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:08, Reply)

I'll meet you just outside Aberystwyth and we'll go from there

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Never
I went there once on a family holiday when I was 10. i am still scarred.Can't you pick me up on way from Norwich?
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Oh, you're assuming I've got one of those new-fangled horseless carriages
I usually travel by laser-guided catapult
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:04, Reply)