that is a terrible excuse
we've only had one excuse so far, from my gay uncle. "sorry, can't come, I'm going on holiday with some gay mates and I can't be arsed to drive from your wedding to where we are going"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:11, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

How far is Dunstable from Devon?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)

I have no idea

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:17, Reply)

That's really a bad excuse too
I got upset at the beginning, but as Mark said, "If they don't want to be on the wedding, we don't want them to be on the wedding"
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 12 May 2011, 16:16, Reply)

that's my view
we've not caused a fuss, but apparently my grandparents had something to say to him about it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:17, Reply)

I bet they did
We didn't say anything either, but Mark's mother (the sister of one of them) was really unhappy and had a word.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 12 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)

to be honest, I'm only really inviting aunts and uncles so my parents don't have to look after my very elderly grandparents
as long as one set comes I don't care.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:22, Reply)

That's a good point
They can help with little kids too, if they're invited.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 12 May 2011, 16:30, Reply)

only going to be 4 kids there
and they are all very well behaved which is nice.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Look, at least it makes it cheaper
We had to send invites out in batches to be safe and still nearly all of them came. Selfish bastards, turning up, being happy for us.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)

that's our view
fewer people there for dinner the better
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)

I can tell you if it's 130 it costs rather a lot.
try to have less than that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)

I think we've got about 67

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)

we had 220...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:34, Reply)

at the meal?
fuck
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:36, Reply)

We invited 300
and less than 80 came to the meal, which was good. No way we could have afforded 300
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 12 May 2011, 16:38, Reply)

we certainly couldn't
basically got all our good friends coming to the meal, and inviting a shitload of others later on.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:39, Reply)

220 for church, reception and canapes all afternoon
125 for dinner and dancing. we kicked out the old folk
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:45, Reply)