What are you, a fucking forensic scientist?
You can't prove that poo was mine... oh hi Labs, didn't see you standing there with that DNA test result in your hand and a massive grin on your face
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

We can tell it's yours as it has glitter in it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:31, Reply)

I would fucking love that
"What, do you think your shit doesn't stink?"

"No, but it does SPARKLE!" *snaps*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)

hahahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:34, Reply)

I'm billing you for a new keyboard and monitor
this one's got tea in it. and a little bit of wee
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:37, Reply)