That is Exhibit B.
Exhibit A was the night I and a number of other B3tans took her up the 'Coal Hole'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What a japester I am.
www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/81/813/Coal_Hole/Strand
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:31, Reply)

pffffft. Christ, what did I say then???
I remember rubbing my hand over wookie's head cos he'd shaved and it felt funny on my palm. I do not remember much of what happened after that point. Aside from a couple of naughty fags in the cold with Lampers.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 May 2011, 8:32, Reply)

You said and did nothing untoward.
You were like a cheeky child, albeit a rather loud one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:33, Reply)

I do not know how to take that comment.
I don't know whether to be proud of myself that I wasn't a lecherous cretin, or to be embarrased that I was cheeky.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 May 2011, 8:34, Reply)

Why not alternate between pride and shame until you can decide?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:35, Reply)

I like the idea of being a pendulum.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 May 2011, 8:39, Reply)

It could be arranged.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:42, Reply)