Holy shit
I'm not even at work yet and I want to go home. May I?

Alt: is your Friday nice and frunchie or not?

Alt: is it wine time yet?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:09, 63 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You may indeed.
As long as you don't have internet access at home and thus spare us this turgid drivel.

Alt: My Friday will not be nice until the evening, when I and my dear chum Yeti will be pretending we are still in our late teens. At no point during the day will anything be 'frunchie' whatever the hell you think that may be.

Alt alt: the civilised drinker is on the bloody marys at this hour.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:16, Reply)

I am not drinking today.
I am behaving.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 May 2011, 8:23, Reply)

I am heartily disappointed by this news.
Some people are an awful pain when they've been at the pop, you are not one of these. There's an endearing quality to your ramblings that is quite, quite charming.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:25, Reply)

aha really?
I'm a little afraid to ask for an explanation on that.

Besides, I have no booze.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 May 2011, 8:27, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1198503
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:28, Reply)

hahahahahahha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:28, Reply)

No sex for YOU for a while.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 May 2011, 8:30, Reply)

At least five and a half months.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:30, Reply)

possibly longer.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 May 2011, 8:33, Reply)

Pfft! you'll be ripping his pants off at the airport and we all know it.

( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:35, Reply)

not quite. I could get arrested for that.
they tend to frown and scowl at public nudity here.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 May 2011, 8:36, Reply)

That is Exhibit B.
Exhibit A was the night I and a number of other B3tans took her up the 'Coal Hole'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:30, Reply)

What a japester I am.
www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/81/813/Coal_Hole/Strand
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:31, Reply)

pffffft. Christ, what did I say then???
I remember rubbing my hand over wookie's head cos he'd shaved and it felt funny on my palm. I do not remember much of what happened after that point. Aside from a couple of naughty fags in the cold with Lampers.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 May 2011, 8:32, Reply)

You said and did nothing untoward.
You were like a cheeky child, albeit a rather loud one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:33, Reply)

I do not know how to take that comment.
I don't know whether to be proud of myself that I wasn't a lecherous cretin, or to be embarrased that I was cheeky.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 May 2011, 8:34, Reply)

Why not alternate between pride and shame until you can decide?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:35, Reply)

I like the idea of being a pendulum.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 May 2011, 8:39, Reply)

It could be arranged.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:42, Reply)

Morning cuddlybear!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:24, Reply)

when a nigga is in a lawn chair tryin to toss cookies and she pisses herself and telling her friend to throw a scruncci in her hair lol
alyssa: are you okay?
maria: naw nigga i just pissed my pants puking
alyssa: do u want me to throw your hair back?
maria: yeah please throw a frunchie in my fair lol
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:25, Reply)

You mix with a strange crowd Noel.

( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:26, Reply)

Speaking of which
TWO WEEKS!?!"?£?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:27, Reply)

I no rite.
*screams quietly in office*
( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:27, Reply)

You seem extra spunky today Monty?

( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:25, Reply)

My saddlebags are indeed filled to bursting point, thank you for noticing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:28, Reply)

I do happen to be extra vigilante when it comes to your nether regions.

( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:29, Reply)

Black panther?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:32, Reply)

Yeah brother!
*raises fist in solidarity*
( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:34, Reply)

I think he means this one:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Neilson
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:39, Reply)

Oh I was following on the nigga theme.

( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:46, Reply)

vigilant +violent

Morning /OT, I'm yawning already through lack of sleep.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:33, Reply)

5.30am starts FTsnooze

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:03, Reply)

?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nether_Wallop
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:34, Reply)

I'm not even in work yet and the day is ruined
Why?

The fish lipped, mole mong got on my bus and as she got up, her upper garment rode up to reveal a pale, fleshy upper body that looked as though is needed a good whipping.

Then I got on the train and not one BUT FOUR 'busy commuters' have got those lidded thermos coffee cups. I mean, how busy must you be to demand a cup of coffee in the short time it takes to get from your house, which has tea and coffee making facilities, and your place of work, which I assume also provides the aforementioned facilities.

"Look at me, I've got homemade coffee, ON THE TRAIN"


Fuck. Off.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:35, Reply)

I've got a 'travel mug' for my morning commute
Best £2.47 this nigga eva spent at Tesco
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:37, Reply)

ur gay

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:41, Reply)

>:0<
am not
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:55, Reply)

He didn't push back

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:58, Reply)

But he did enjoy it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Get a hip flask.
And take liberal swigs.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:38, Reply)

ur not

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:42, Reply)

I have a thermos for my early morning lectures.
the theatres are cold and my hands go numb.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 May 2011, 8:38, Reply)

I, too, dislike this modern phenomenon intensely.
I think these arseholes have seen people doing it in New York on television programmes such as terminal gaylord nightmare 'Sex and the City', and mistakenly believe the practise imbues them with some kind of 'urban cool' cachet, forgetting that in these islands possession of a Thermos flask is more usually accompanied by a Tupperware box containing sweaty cheese sandwiches and a well-thumbed and annotated railway timetable, than some Manolo Blahnik shoes and the visage of Shergar.

Cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:40, Reply)

Sex in the City?
More like 'Pets that have Titties'



*bows and accepts applause graciously*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:48, Reply)

I like that one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:56, Reply)

You like 5-year old boys.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:11, Reply)

It's always wine time in Glasgow
I have no idea what fruchie means, I can only assume it is the type of word Darth's sort would use
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Fortified, of course

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:49, Reply)

Seen anything of note in the old Greenock Telegraph of late?
I had a look the other day but it asked me to register and not being Bert I felt this to be an intrusion.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Use a fake email address
[email protected] - you don't even have to create it first.

For all your intrusive registration needs.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:24, Reply)

No not lately, mainly because of the registration nonsense
I do need to stock up on misery levels sooner or later though. With tantalising snippets such as 'police foil rave plans' and 'police seize 42 litres of booze', it won't be long before I'm back, mainlining misery like an old pro.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Morning all
I have returned from the delights of York (Heslington actually) to a day of work. However, I'm meeting my mate for lunch in the pub so all is well.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Tell you what
I'll do whatever it is that you do all day if you do my quantum mechanics and spectroscopy exam.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:58, Reply)

He likes to star in nonce videos specialising in disabled kids
That's when he can get a bit of work
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Dont we all?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:01, Reply)

:( What am I doing on this website

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Sharing your pain

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Right fuck all this shit I'm off dawn that London Town, accompanied by MY TRAVEL MUG
readily available at Tesco's for £2.47 (rrp)
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Looking for work?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Thank Christ no, I've got an actioned packed weekend of work to look forward to already

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:10, Reply)

I feel sorry for the disabled kids.
Take some time off, man. Give them some time to heal between shoots.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Certainly, fuck off.
Alt: No, fuck off.

Alt: I'd love some booze now. However, I don't have any, and as such I shall continue to sober up (slowly). So, erm, fuck off.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:03, Reply)