Seen anything of note in the old Greenock Telegraph of late?
I had a look the other day but it asked me to register and not being Bert I felt this to be an intrusion.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:10, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Use a fake email address
[email protected] - you don't even have to create it first.

For all your intrusive registration needs.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:24, Reply)

No not lately, mainly because of the registration nonsense
I do need to stock up on misery levels sooner or later though. With tantalising snippets such as 'police foil rave plans' and 'police seize 42 litres of booze', it won't be long before I'm back, mainlining misery like an old pro.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:40, Reply)