On the subject,
there's a free app called Office Jerk which encourages you to throw stuff at the, um, office jerk. It'll try to tempt you to buy funier stuff to throw but is surprisingly entertaining.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I may download this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:13, Reply)

It's not going to change your life
but it'll keep you entertained during a hard poo
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:15, Reply)

poo fought 90 minutes with 10 men on the pitch
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:28, Reply)

GO AWAY

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:28, Reply)

am I the only person in the world that doesn't play games on a phone?
the only apps I have downloaded are google skymap, mp3 ringtones, and talking tomcat.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Do you commute?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:20, Reply)

I drive.
Even still, if I were to commute I imagine I would read a book.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:22, Reply)

*shakes hands once again*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:28, Reply)

YES. So fucking what?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:28, Reply)

You are not.
*shakes hands*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Good one ol' chap. *claps your shoulder*

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:22, Reply)

You should read the rockabilly entry in Wikipedia and learn about your culture.
There's a wealth of information about this most important of genres inc lists of the key artists/releases.

GET TO IT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:24, Reply)

the_whole_thing?!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:25, Reply)

This is not the first time an attractive young lady had said this to me in disbelief.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:27, Reply)

+is only THAT long?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Shush old man, I'm trying to read.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:29, Reply)

preceeded by
Did you drink my bottle of rum?
Where did my massive pile of cocaine go?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:32, Reply)

*James Bourne/Matt Willis/Charlie Simpson face*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I can't believe you know their names

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I can't believe that you now think I do.
I may be an old cunt but the rudimentary use of fucking Google is not beyond me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Google?
I'm currently updating my supply of Encyclopedia Britannica.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:38, Reply)

*looks up 'Human Reproduction'*

*feels 'a bit funny'*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Littlewoods catalogue lingerie section, more like

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:40, Reply)

!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCQ4QLFl01g

look at his pants!
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Yeah alright Monty
Who's your favourite member of McFly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:45, Reply)