is it how you will never ever get to see, caress, lick, suck, tease or slam your cock between
any new, pert, fulsome, creamy, new tits ever again - but instead will have to remain giving the odd desultory fumble to the same tired old pair until it's been 50 years and they look like two bars of soap in a pair of very old grey hairy socks?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:12, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

actually, it was spiders.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)

but now it's a soapy titwank, right?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:16, Reply)

yeah, but london's a long way to come
and I'm not sure I could make it before your train leaves. But, it's a tempting offer.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:18, Reply)

ha, i wasn't offering
i would NEVER allow soap anywhere near me.

if i had said a jo malone scented oily titwank, maybe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:20, Reply)

soap would be a terrible idea anyway
might get in the japs. that would probably smart.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:22, Reply)

probably wouldn't BE smart either

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:24, Reply)

top imagery, there, though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:17, Reply)

thank you
i thought you would enjoy it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:20, Reply)

you did put new in twice, though.
sorry.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:28, Reply)

deliberate repetition
to enforce the fact that the only NEW tits you will ever get to see will be if you buy a NEWspaper or go to a NEWdist beach
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:33, Reply)