I'm impressed*
Bold fonts and swearing we're used to, but red? Well, that's a whole new and exciting way of saying "look at me".

*I'm not
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Top ignoring the situation, right there.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 May 2011, 16:00, Reply)

What is the situation JMG?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:00, Reply)

The internet is getting incredibly serious, now that I have posted.
I'm in complete control of the situation.
Well played, JMG.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 May 2011, 16:02, Reply)

I thought the internet was always serious.
People seem to take it very seriously, anyway.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Levels of serious, and chances of tantrum escalate whenever JMG joins in a thread.
I'm like the stuff Superman was allergic to, asides Horseslol.
Surely everybody who reads this knows the name of the stone or whatever it was I'm after.

I'm playing incredibly safe odds.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 May 2011, 16:07, Reply)

I'm going to a bash next week and I'm going to pretend I'm JMG with everyone new that I meet.
Do you endorse this behaviour or do I need to apply for some kind of licence?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)

You'll probably have somebody in a Scout's uniform come at you with the full might of one hundred knot-tying badges.
Crack his inhaler. It's like life-regeneration to typical b3tans.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I quite like the edgy look a woggle gives a scout.
It'd have to be a Venture Scout though, I don't want to get a reputation.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:11, Reply)

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Darth; you can right click and go to image properties to save this.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)

or google
they've got THOUSANDS OF GLORIOUS PICTURES JUST LIKE IT!
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)

I didn't think men could get pregnant.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)

sit a minute and try to absorb
*drools*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:07, Reply)

I dunno girl, his guts look deformed.
I can't help but imagine some kind of alien embryo trying to burst out.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)

It's the camera angle, and the way he's leaning back
sort of like he's saying "guess what's down there...that's my love wand"
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Or "I had far too many chimichangas for my dinner and I'm going to spend the night farting under the bedclothes!"

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:12, Reply)

You don't get a body like that from eating too many chimichangas.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:17, Reply)

No, you get it from steroid abuse, waxing and tanning beds.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:35, Reply)