They are, in order
The first time she nailed a poledancing move that Kitty could not do.
The day she had a particularly tasty banoffee cupcake AND the shop undercharged her.
On this day she got some shiny new Iron Fist shoes that were totally in the sale.
I actually think this was when she got the Portland Down acceptance offer, then got really drunk and danced to that Cee Lo Green 'Fuck you' song while mouthing the lyrics to her ex that she saw who was with this complete munter of a girl.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:23, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Portland Down?
Shame on you. Now I am picturing animated mongs falling in the sea.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Hahaha
I've had to explain that one so many times.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:25, Reply)

The adventures of Portland Downs.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Better that than Portland Bill, and the eyes of death.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:26, Reply)

You want me to post the pic, don't you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:28, Reply)

AAAIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:33, Reply)

This is one time that i'm not bothered by my ignorance

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Actually do you know what, that list of dates might be better after all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Oh for fucks sake.
You would have been more entertained if I'd made shit up.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Almost certainly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Well it's too late now.
You'll just have to live with it. I'm not changing it again.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:31, Reply)

You could always delete the whole thing
and start a new thread apologising to everyone for wasting their time?

I really think you should, don't you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:33, Reply)

but without the apology

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Actually yeah just go, OK?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:35, Reply)

:(
Oh alright then.
I should be revising anyway.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Not really. You are missed round here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Did you have a gig this weekend?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:35, Reply)

yeah, friday night.
mixed bag. second half was great, we played well and our new songs were good.

first half though, we were a bit rusty, but the audience was the worst we've ever had. Half the songs received no response at all, literally nothing.

The imbecile who runs the pub had got a couple of guys to play in between our sets as well. They were called Disney Rascal, and for some reason had chosen to perform Disney songs. I'm pleased to say that they went down even worse than we did.

I suspect the pints were dodgy, because we all felt rough after the gig. They did pay us £280 though, so can't complain too much.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:39, Reply)

I fear he booked 'Disney Rascal'
because he saw the name of your band and thought, 'right, comedy night it is, then'.

For some reason getting paid for a shit gig makes it a bit more bearable, eh? I once got paid £50 for DJing when I didn't play a single record. That was good.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:50, Reply)

could be the case.
but the guy is generally regarded as a moron.

It's somewhere we play regularly, and it'll be the sort of place where we'll play a blinder, there'll be a smattering of applause through the set, we'll play the last song and they'll go mental and scream for an encore. Or you come off and people are coming up to going "that was really good, really enjoyed it"

Why don't you fucking show it at the time then you cunts?

getting paid does help. I'm skint as fuck at the moment and an extra £70 has come in very handy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:52, Reply)

No.
I'm going to leave it there in defiance.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:35, Reply)

^ Ladies and gentlemen, punk is still alive

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:38, Reply)

is no post at all too much to ask for?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Yes.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:31, Reply)

ffs

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I haven't known Kitty that long
The iron fists one is a good guess, the day I bought my babies would have been up there, had it not been marred by having to see my spoilt brat Canadian cousins and whiny beaker aunt.

And the last one is half right. If you'd got the name right.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:27, Reply)

It was actually Al Green?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I couldn't be bothered Googling the name
And the name meant nothing to me anyway. Glad it was kinda right though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:28, Reply)