Best day of your life.
Much as I am fascinated to know your opinions on which types of cereal you enjoy eating, and I really am, why not temper the giddy heights of bran flake related excitement by relating to us all the best day of your life?

Alt: what kind of fucking bread do you like, or something.

Alt alt: sum up /OT in one word. I'm going with 'moribund'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:11, 187 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Possibly a sunday in Florence
Or a Saturday at glastonbury.
Nice weather lovely places and good friends.
Alt: Autism
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:15, Reply)

I haven't had the pleasure of visiting Florence, much to my chagrin.
Fucking love Italy, though. Glastonbury less so.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Go, Florence is beautiful
Stay on the "wrong" side of the river though otherwsie you'll be crushed by thosands of fat American tourists.

Fuck you Delta adding a direct flights to Pisa, fuck you.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Nice place,
It's expensive though, because of all the Tourists, but definatly worth it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:22, Reply)

When I met my little sister and when I passed my driving test.
Alt: Naughty.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Naughty is a good choice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:20, Reply)

What the fuck is 'naughty bread'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:27, Reply)

You don't know?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Leaving out the obvious kids being born/getting married stuff
I would say the day we arrived at the V festival in about 2001. 15 or so of us all absolutely leathered, sitting around drinking, smoking, imbibing and generally having a fucking scream

Alt: Tiger bread or granary

Alt Alt: Inbred
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Dare i say wedding day? that or the stag were both incredible for very different reasons

ALT: Sour dough for the win, I want to start making it, but i can't quite be bothered with creating a starter etc, etc

ALT: Effluent
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:19, Reply)

The starter's not that hard to make, I don't think
My da makes sourdough.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:31, Reply)

You can keep the starter going for years I think
Do you not know anyone who also makes it?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I'm a student.
No one my age makes sourdough.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Apologies - I meant that to NakedApe M.O.N.G

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Tragic

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Best day of my life, being seduced by a lovelly east european woman.
Alt: Carraway.

Alt alt: Constipated.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:23, Reply)

How much was she charging?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:24, Reply)

She cost me my life as a happy to be not involved with anybody else type person.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:27, Reply)

And you were fine with the passport application issues.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:30, Reply)

+ the testicles

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Well, it was near Bath, so getting her over the border in to Wiltshire was a problem.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:31, Reply)

From my experience getting Eastern Europeans near a bath takes some doing.
Well done you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:33, Reply)

First click of the day

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:34, Reply)

*Takes umbridge*
She had the highest cleanliness standards, and always asked me to vosh my villy.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:37, Reply)

spacedocklols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Umbridge sounds like a mid-sized market town in Sussex
Did you hire a team of mercenaries?

please don't take umbrage at this post
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:57, Reply)

*applause*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:28, Reply)

you are Victor Shenderovich

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I vish I voz.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:30, Reply)

The 25th of May will be pretty fucking good.
Alt: I have a terrible weakness for white "plastic" bread.

Alt alt: Clique.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:28, Reply)

White plastic bread is class for tomato soup

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Oh yes.
And toast. With butter.

I do like muffins as breakfaststuffs though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:34, Reply)

I need to make some Eggs Benedict soon
May give Mrs Cow a treat (by not touching her)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I'm not a fan of either poached eggs or hollandaise sauce.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:39, Reply)

This just proves that your palette is fucked beyond repair
Poached eggs anbd hollandaise, smokey bacon, maybe some asparagus
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Fried all the way.
In butter. On both sides. Reasonably firm yolk.

-jiggles-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:44, Reply)

FIRM YOLK?
For shame
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I know.
I'm a wrongun, me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:59, Reply)

A fucking travesty
That chicken egg was killed in vain
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Poached eggs and hollandaise are fucking brilliant

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:45, Reply)

White plastic bread with processed cheese.
I lived on it as a kid.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:35, Reply)

So wrong, I can only assume that you've never had anything better

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:36, Reply)

No, I've had some lovely bread
Fresh Italian/French stuff with unsalted butter, the stuff my dad makes... It's the ease and comfort of white plastic toast.

Never eat the stuff "raw", though. That's disgusting. Unless it's with soup.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Best she ever had.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:40, Reply)

You get extra points for the pun

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Why the 25th May?
Or am I missing an obvious joke.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:40, Reply)

My first day as a free woman.
No obvious joke. As far as I can see. How are you mr Geordie?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:41, Reply)

A free woman?
You're leaving Crow on a fixed date? Or is he going to die on that day?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:44, Reply)

That's the day he will DIE.
I'll make it look like an accident. Rectal bleeding caused by insertation of a bass neck? No one will suspect a thing.

no, I finish exams the day before. I am going to do FUCK ALL, then go home home, then go to Blousie's, then introduce Crow to my family- or all the family that will be home. Which is the cat.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I didn't realise you were coming to BGBs. That is a nice surprise.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Are you coming also?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:51, Reply)

HELL YES!!!!!

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:52, Reply)

As you can see, I am the guest of honour
And I will not only be bringing with me Badgers and Wookies, but also the wonderful Mrs al.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Aww, I like Mrs Al.
This will be good.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:54, Reply)

What glorious day are you going up, oh guest of honour?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Saturday.

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I cannae wait!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Ta very much!
I shall endeavour to minimise the "are-we-nearly-there-yets" and will do my best not to demand that we stop for a wee more than once a mile.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:10, Reply)

AND ME

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Today Is Certainly Up There

Opening that envelope, reading that Mrs Legless had passed. I just looked at her.

"Yes. Pass."

She grabbed the envelope, read it and burst into tears. I was pretty close to crying as well. I was shaking. It was an incredibly emotional moment. All that work. All that effort. And she'd finally passed. I won't forget those few minutes as long as I live.

The downside was seeing and talking to friends who didn't pass. That was hard.

Now I have to find out what the social life is like, here in Oz, as we haven't had one since I arrived here. Almost every waking moment has been working or studying.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:29, Reply)

What had she passed? A misshapen, blood-flecked stool?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:30, Reply)

They make me cry too
pointy edges
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:31, Reply)

ha ha ha ha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I'm not sure I care any more than after the original posting of this blog update

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I'll bet when you got the good news you celebrated with 'three cheers'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:31, Reply)

hahaha
Cheers
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:33, Reply)

/emo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I'll bet you needed a sit down when you found out.


Chairs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:34, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:35, Reply)

He'll regress into a 50s public schoolboy with this bullying.
chiz chiz chiz
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:38, Reply)

I'll bet you thought 'fuck the housework!'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Chores.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Chars.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I'll bet you had celebratory barbecue.



Chars.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:38, Reply)

I reckon he needed a large building company when he found out

/Kiers
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I'l bet all his friends were there when he got the good news

/Peers
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I bet when he opened the envelope, he jumped for joy and then took a ride in his hybrid car

/Prius
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I guess failure must have been a real worry
/fears
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I wonder if a CNN were covering the event

/Piers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I bet you needed a drink after that news
/beers
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I'll bet you were straight on the phone to Darth and NakedApe.


Queers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Was Monty there noncing up the kids?

/Leers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I reckon you made sexual innuendo laden remarks to a young lady when you got the news


Leers
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Additionally, the cows needed milking
/steers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I'll bet your wife received recognition from a top author
/Greer
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I
was really worried that she'd failed.

/fears
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Also
at the presentation, there were loads of Orthopods who were standing on the tiptoes trying to look over the crowd to see their loved ones...

/meers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Yeah well they give those qualifications out to any old spastic these days



Sneers
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:01, Reply)

I have no idea.
The last really great day I can remember was TWL but it'd be a sad reflection on my life if winning a quiz show was as good as it got. Must admit I'm struggling though.

Alt alt: Insular
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Well I would be a guessin' that the greatest day of my life was the day I finally wooed Mrses Pops.
I had just been atending the garden on the base when I saw her, cuuu-wee, she was gosh darn the prettiest girl I ever did see. I turned to Jack, who was helping me, he's a negro so is good at gardening, so I said to him I sure did "Jack ! See that girl over there? One day a guy like me is gonna marry a girl like that, I swares it, and if I surely don't, then may I end up with a life of disapoint". He laughed in his deep negro tone, and he said to me "Well now Pops, if you wan't a girl like that, I don't dare think the devil himself could stop you".

It was then I plotted and schemed my way into her heart, but first a guy like me would have to find out her name. Heck, we call her Misses Pops these days, but she wern't always called that ! But that's another story.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I love these stories

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Needs more sushi

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Best day - 29th May last year. The day my ex moved out. A very happy day indeed.
Alt: Tiger bread

Alt Alt: Like spending a day in a mental asylum.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 May 2011, 9:51, Reply)

A surprisingly verbose mental asylum
where eight words will suffice when one is requested.

Morning Reverend
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Morning DF
Oh, I hadn't noticed the 1 word thing. Do you actually expect me to read Monty's pish?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 May 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Brilliant response
Take three points. Good weekend?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Ta very much *marks scorebook*
Not a bad weekend at all. Played cricket on Saturday - we scored 156-7 off our 45 overs (although I batted like a mong and only scored 3).

Our opponents managed the princely total of 41 all out off 32 overs - and they were bloody lucky to score that many. Cheating bastards.

How was yours?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 May 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Well played sir
Mine was top-notch thank you, had a good friend up, 30th party on Friday night (there was karaoke - myself and two friends absolutely massacred Livin' On A Prayer) and of course the gaudy wonderment of Eurovision on Saturday. I know. Masculine.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:40, Reply)

I love the way that you make no effort whatsoever to challenge the doubters of your sexual orientation.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 May 2011, 10:44, Reply)

No point, is there
I was discussing this with Queen Crunchy the other day. We basically concluded that even if I were to have full sex with a female B3tan who vouched for my heterosexuality, the only change this would make would be that there'd be a new meme accusing said B3tan of being a bloke.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Well at least it might take the heat off you.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 May 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Good point
*consults list of B3tans willing to shag me*

Oh yeah...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:58, Reply)

/talk think I'm a bloke so I'm up for it.

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Appreciate it babe
I'll be there in a few hours

*buys johnnies*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:03, Reply)

you realise that the strap-on she'll be using to fuck you won't need a johnny right?
and that doesn't count as full sex with a female.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:04, Reply)

We've discussed this
She says I can have a go eventually
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Tiger Bread!!!

I miss that. Can;t find it over here
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Mud's best single if you ask me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Hmm, I'll get back to you on that one
Alt: Banana bread is rather nice.

Alt alt: Timewasting.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Actually - one of the best days of my life was that day in London when we went up St Paul's Cathedral and explored London.
I thoroughly loved it - and it really showed me that I CAN accomplish things if I work for them.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 May 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Euphamismlolz
dirty boy Noel!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 9:59, Reply)

nope, not a euphemism at all.
Monty took me to St Paul's cathedral, and we climbed the stairs up to the Whispering Gallery, then further onto the Stone Gallery. It was incredible.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 May 2011, 10:04, Reply)

It was wonderful - and I am really chuffed to hear you say you liked it too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:06, Reply)

ahaha even though we both wimped out of going up to the Golden Gallery.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 May 2011, 10:08, Reply)

DON'T TELL THEM THAT.
You mean, you liked it when we base-jumped right off the top?

That's what you mean, right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I'm far more willing to believe that you freebased, rather than base-jumped

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:11, Reply)

BOTH AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:13, Reply)

without harnesses.
because we're both that 'ard.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 May 2011, 10:14, Reply)

That's right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:17, Reply)

*GLESS*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:00, Reply)

One of my best days was yesterday.
I killed a tramp with my bare hands.

Also it was my mother's 60th and everything went perfectly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Ooo! I was going to ask about that.
Glad it went well for you.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:06, Reply)

It was absolutely wonderful from start to finish.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Nothing better than a happy finish

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I've got a few candidates... (edit: for Monty)
24/01/09, The day I broke up with my controlling, bastard ex.
11/06/10, The day I was on the barrier for AC/DC at Download with my best friend
5/11/10, The night the boy and I got together.
3-4/04/11 Something incredibly personal I don't want to share, followed by finding out I got my dream placement.

HAPPY NOW?

Alt: Freshly baked crusty loaf.

Alt alt: beakering
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:12, Reply)

You've only done anal four times?

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Not anal
Orgies.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Yes but the fourth time it went on for two days, by the looks of it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:15, Reply)

that's going to cause at least a modicum of chafing, I'll wager.

How was the 60th, chap?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:19, Reply)

My dear Mighters, it was fucking fabulous.
Nothing went wrong, my daughter was happy as a sandboy and charmed everyone - including the entire train carriage on the way back - just wonderful, thank you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:21, Reply)

excellent news.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:22, Reply)

The food and wines were superb, too. My brother in law is an expert.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:23, Reply)

"including the entire train carriage on the way back "
yeah, I'm really sure she did.

She might be lovely to you my dear boy, but rest assured that from an outside perspective she is almost certainly just as much of a little cunt as all the rest of them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:34, Reply)

There really ought to be a law forbidding them to be out in adult situations
until they're proven capable of keeping their fucking voices down.
( Kroney, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:38, Reply)

they should be left at home after being given a sedative
so that the parents can go out and enjoy themselves without worrying that their precious angels are safe
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:40, Reply)

There were two groups of women
all of whom were saying things like 'she's much nicer than my kids lol' and 'can we keep her, she's beautiful' etc - they were a bit common.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:52, Reply)

I hope you gave them a bit of the old Agent Orange

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:52, Reply)

I pissed in their eyes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Only?
That seems like alot.

Mornin'.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Mornin.
You know what these young kids are like. No restraint.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:18, Reply)

boot each others back doors in soon as share the time of day
these days.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:21, Reply)

*tuts, re-lights pipe and ruffles quality broadsheet*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Wow, thanks for telling us all about those days.
You're such a raconteur.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I was going to explain if anyone was interested
But if you weren't, I wasn't going to bore you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:15, Reply)

You thought a list of dates would be less boring?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:16, Reply)

FINE

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:17, Reply)

WE'RE WAITING.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:18, Reply)

WE WON'T WAIT FOREVER.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:18, Reply)

GETTING A LITTLE BIT BORED NOW.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:18, Reply)

NO HURRY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:19, Reply)

IN YOUR OWN TIME.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:19, Reply)

I WONDER IF THERE'S ANYTHING INTERESTING OUT THE WINDOW.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:19, Reply)

I WONDER WHERE I CAN GET THE BEST 'ALL-TERRAIN' TROUSERS FROM.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:20, Reply)

I'm so glad that you've taken such an interest, Monty
I feel so validated ONLINE.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:22, Reply)

You know, I had occasionally wondered if your endless and boring personal problems were the reason you were such a tremendous cunt.
It's nice to see that you've stuck to your guns after what sounds like a perfect Sunday rather than mellowing at all.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Oh no, this cuntitude is the real thing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Millets.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:22, Reply)

They are, in order
The first time she nailed a poledancing move that Kitty could not do.
The day she had a particularly tasty banoffee cupcake AND the shop undercharged her.
On this day she got some shiny new Iron Fist shoes that were totally in the sale.
I actually think this was when she got the Portland Down acceptance offer, then got really drunk and danced to that Cee Lo Green 'Fuck you' song while mouthing the lyrics to her ex that she saw who was with this complete munter of a girl.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Portland Down?
Shame on you. Now I am picturing animated mongs falling in the sea.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Hahaha
I've had to explain that one so many times.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:25, Reply)

The adventures of Portland Downs.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Better that than Portland Bill, and the eyes of death.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:26, Reply)

You want me to post the pic, don't you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:28, Reply)

AAAIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:33, Reply)

This is one time that i'm not bothered by my ignorance

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Actually do you know what, that list of dates might be better after all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Oh for fucks sake.
You would have been more entertained if I'd made shit up.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Almost certainly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Well it's too late now.
You'll just have to live with it. I'm not changing it again.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:31, Reply)

You could always delete the whole thing
and start a new thread apologising to everyone for wasting their time?

I really think you should, don't you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:33, Reply)

but without the apology

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Actually yeah just go, OK?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:35, Reply)

:(
Oh alright then.
I should be revising anyway.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Not really. You are missed round here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Did you have a gig this weekend?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:35, Reply)

yeah, friday night.
mixed bag. second half was great, we played well and our new songs were good.

first half though, we were a bit rusty, but the audience was the worst we've ever had. Half the songs received no response at all, literally nothing.

The imbecile who runs the pub had got a couple of guys to play in between our sets as well. They were called Disney Rascal, and for some reason had chosen to perform Disney songs. I'm pleased to say that they went down even worse than we did.

I suspect the pints were dodgy, because we all felt rough after the gig. They did pay us £280 though, so can't complain too much.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:39, Reply)

I fear he booked 'Disney Rascal'
because he saw the name of your band and thought, 'right, comedy night it is, then'.

For some reason getting paid for a shit gig makes it a bit more bearable, eh? I once got paid £50 for DJing when I didn't play a single record. That was good.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:50, Reply)

could be the case.
but the guy is generally regarded as a moron.

It's somewhere we play regularly, and it'll be the sort of place where we'll play a blinder, there'll be a smattering of applause through the set, we'll play the last song and they'll go mental and scream for an encore. Or you come off and people are coming up to going "that was really good, really enjoyed it"

Why don't you fucking show it at the time then you cunts?

getting paid does help. I'm skint as fuck at the moment and an extra £70 has come in very handy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:52, Reply)

No.
I'm going to leave it there in defiance.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:35, Reply)

^ Ladies and gentlemen, punk is still alive

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:38, Reply)

is no post at all too much to ask for?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Yes.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:31, Reply)

ffs

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I haven't known Kitty that long
The iron fists one is a good guess, the day I bought my babies would have been up there, had it not been marred by having to see my spoilt brat Canadian cousins and whiny beaker aunt.

And the last one is half right. If you'd got the name right.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:27, Reply)

It was actually Al Green?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I couldn't be bothered Googling the name
And the name meant nothing to me anyway. Glad it was kinda right though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:28, Reply)