Well played sir
Mine was top-notch thank you, had a good friend up, 30th party on Friday night (there was karaoke - myself and two friends absolutely massacred Livin' On A Prayer) and of course the gaudy wonderment of Eurovision on Saturday. I know. Masculine.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I love the way that you make no effort whatsoever to challenge the doubters of your sexual orientation.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 May 2011, 10:44, Reply)

No point, is there
I was discussing this with Queen Crunchy the other day. We basically concluded that even if I were to have full sex with a female B3tan who vouched for my heterosexuality, the only change this would make would be that there'd be a new meme accusing said B3tan of being a bloke.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Well at least it might take the heat off you.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 May 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Good point
*consults list of B3tans willing to shag me*

Oh yeah...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 10:58, Reply)

/talk think I'm a bloke so I'm up for it.

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Appreciate it babe
I'll be there in a few hours

*buys johnnies*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:03, Reply)

you realise that the strap-on she'll be using to fuck you won't need a johnny right?
and that doesn't count as full sex with a female.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:04, Reply)

We've discussed this
She says I can have a go eventually
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)