RTFM was a particular favourite in my last job

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Roll on The Floor Masturbating?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Rear The Fuck out of Me

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Darthappropriatelolz

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:50, Reply)

OK
*rolls*
*spunks*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Yes
I had no idea it was so popular.

Masturbation, that is, not the acronym.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Read The Fucking Manual.
/actual answer
( Kroney, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Eyethangyew
Used to work for a website that sold cameras an' that. The number of people who were convinced that the quality of their pictures was my fault rather than theirs was astonishing. I actually had a print-out of the XKCD comic entitled "RTFM" next to my monitor.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:51, Reply)

SomeonewhosenicknamebeginswithR
The Fucking Mong
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:46, Reply)