hopefully I'll be asleep way before then.
If not, then I definitely will do this.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Set your alarm and do it anyway.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)

If your dog's anything like mine
she'll wake at every bastard noise anyway, which will then wake you up.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 May 2011, 16:35, Reply)

exactly this

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Sedate the dog
Put her in her basket and pop the basket under the table.
Hopefully around midnight the sedatives will wear off, the dog will be awoken by the noise and will go for the guest's knackers.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:39, Reply)

hahahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:45, Reply)