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Tsk. 17 minutes? Must try harderWhat would your superhero name be? At my last place of work we gave half of the office superhero names. Because we were bored. The daft cow who kept getting pregnant was The Incubator. My mate time with the flatulence issues was The Gasman. I was The Fwap. I would march into battle, flinging spooge from my wrists like Spiderman, crying out "IT'S THE FWAP!" in my best Ackbar.
Alt: Bumsex
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Mega-shitting-Octo-cunt the thirdALT: Just a blow job for me thanks
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:09,
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I would suggest changing your nick to thatbut that might lead to BERTING
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I like this Dr NakedApeWho
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:26,
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That's just daftIf we knew his name was NakedApe there'd be no need for the "Who"
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Some more than others, eh Apey(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:21,
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According to the first online generator I could findI am
The Extraordinary Chameleon
which is shit. I was hoping for something more breast related. Because i like breasts, you see.
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broadsword, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:09,
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The Motorboat.Or if you would prefer to wear a Mexican wrestling mask to protect the anonymity of your alter ego, El Lancha De Motor.
Thank you, Google Translate... whoever you are. *sighs*
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it's more of a tit menu, normallystarter - stare, nuzzle or grope - £12.95
main - cup, squeeze, suck or hump - £15.95
dessert - finished with squirty cream - £7.50
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:33,
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*Gazzes £36.40 note to swipey*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:35,
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surely you'd just go for the dessert and save £28.90?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:43,
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Alt: My favourite.Q: I'm not sure, but I almost put a Batman reference in my exam today about 5th century Athenian comedy.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:10,
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"Euripides is not the poet that Athens needs"...I just couldn't justify the point made if I'd written "...but he is the one it deserves"
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:16,
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That is brilliantI am genuinely in awe that your brain made that leap
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That's pretty brilliantand could just about fit
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:19,
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It didn't fit with my argument that Dionysus eventually chose Aeschylus as his victor due to a movement against the newand towards the "old", and the "sacrificing to new gods", and Eu. just being a tit.
Though I disliked them both. Xanthius is a dude.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:22,
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I quite like Aescheyluspossibly because he wrote the first Greek play I ever read. Aristophanes on Euripides is hilarious
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:25,
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I love AristophanesSocrates was a dick.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:27,
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Better than expectedBut not excellent. Wrote one alright essay and one very meh one. Translations (aka 60%, not 40% as I thought) weren't too bad. Not perfect, by any means, but shouldn't slip up too much.
How's preparation going?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:15,
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Glad it went all right!Preparation isn't going on. I've reached that stage of despair where I want to curl up and cry.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:21,
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Bacchus is a good pub in Newcastletrufax
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:30,
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He's really irritating in the playHe shits himself twice and whines the whole time.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:32,
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Does he cross-cross dress and try and make people take the blame for things when they're bad,but get the credit when they're good?
If so, you fucked Dionysus.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:56,
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Nope, means nothing to me.Oh Hequator.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:15,
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It was a chippy just round the corner from Tottenham Court Rd tube, and very nice too.Now closed due to CrossRail building works.
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Breastamagogo.Alt: A furtive grope would do me for now.
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girlinthehole, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:11,
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I'm listening to "I'm sorry I haven't a clue" on youtube whilst I do some adminDoes anyone know of a better archive?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:13,
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I properly fancy that nowLink for a good starting point please, there's fucking millions of them
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I tend to simply aim for newer ones, as they are more relevant...can't find any entire programs though(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:21,
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Try thiswww.last.fm/music/I%27m+Sorry+I+Haven%27t+a+Clue/+charts?rangetype=week&subtype=tracks
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:21,
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nice idea, but my work computer thinks I'm in America so last.fm won't workI could set up my other laptop if I could be arsed...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:24,
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According to the generatorI am The Courageous Crusader.
Alt: no thanks
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:18,
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Jesus won't mind if you use the back door.He's lovely like that.
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girlinthehole, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:19,
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haha!I bet he wanks using his hand holes too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:21,
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I once sat in a queer theory discussionas moral support for a friend, and listened to some wildeyed twat rant about the homoeroticism of Peter putting his fingers in Christ's wounds
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:22,
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I think you and Lampito move on a higher plane than me/isthick
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:23,
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The main point of the discussionwas deconstructing the implications of the gender-fluidity of Jesus
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:27,
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This is why I stayed away from the Lesbian group at polytechnic.Far too serious a crowd.
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girlinthehole, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:32,
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They're pretty boring as a groupand mostly vegan
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:06,
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True Love Waitsexcept for anal.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:23,
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Captain Shouty'cos I'm a loud mouthed cunt
Alt: No ta, I've heard where you've been
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:20,
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You'll never be allowed into the Defenders of the Earthcos you're a Sunderland fan.
SEEWHATIDIDTHERE
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*cough* easiest bite of the day *cough*Nothing to see here, please go about your business
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:28,
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Well, duh.The Mighty Badger. Superpower of fighting terriers and giving cows TB.
Alt: Well, occasionally, why not?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:22,
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One up the bum, no harm done(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:25,
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I'm guessing about 15 less than you, so noneShitpipe like a windsock that boy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:29,
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I told my best mate yesterday that I was going to bum Grant Holt so hard that he'd have an anus like a black hole(, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:30, Reply)
If I remember rightly it came about because he asked if I could get an earlier train out to hisI said I didn't finish work early enough. He asked "aren't you a Time Lord?" and I replied that if I was, and could go back and change past events, we wouldn't be in the fucking playoffs. He said "must be bumlord then".
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I think he's got to the point that you might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb.(
girlinthehole, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:41,
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I've just remembered, I don't need to make one up.I am already The Insult Goblin. Fear me, evildoers.
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Darth - The Infest Goblin.I realise this one might be a tad obscure.
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*applauds*It's not, apparently - I got eviscerated for implying the same yesterday.
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Jesus Combi Christ it's not.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:46,
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There's a rather excellent show on Yesterday at the moment concerning Hitlers Bodyguard (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:50,
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Narrated by Robert Powell? It's an excellent programme isn't it?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:53,
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Oh man, Colditz has just startedIf I was unemployed I'd sit at home drinking cider and watching 'Yesterday' during broadcasting hours
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:01,
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I was watching Colditz last night. I watched it after a show on the Icelandic sagas.Poor old Lusty.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:06,
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:( You should be treating her mean; instead she's your pillion passenger on the road of most excellent television(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:10,
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I might make her watch QVC in the other room.Problem is she might well start buying things.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:12,
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Sorry I was trying to retrieve my shoe from the sea.Then I got a flat tyre in my chair.
It's just been one of those days, you know?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:54,
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It never rains, eh?I suppose if it did your chin wouldn't get any wetter for it
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Hahahaha this is one of your finest posts(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:58,
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my 5 year old nephew was adamant he was a superhero the other weekendhe insisted that his name was.... JOHNLEWISMAN!
this made me laugh so much. how middle-class can you get? run out of napkins? in desperate need of virgin pressed olive oil? going to expire if you don't get hand towels that match the hand-hewn quarry tiles in the bathroom?
this is a job for... JOHNLEWISMAN.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:25,
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Please allow 28 days for delivery - via a llama by a man wearing a smock
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:27,
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He can't be middle class he has Northern in himThat makes him "working" class by default
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:27,
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SWIPEYYou're a lawyer, or so you claim, so presumably you know something about the law. Specifically, copyright law. How bad will the smackdown be if I upload an episode of a BBC1 evening quiz show to YouTube?
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Do it! They'll only take it downalso I'm at home so can watch and laugh
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:29,
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sorryi know bugger-all about copyright law.
but i do know that youtube will just most likely take it down again!
if it is you on the weakest link, you have to do it. and send me the link. it feels like a party i didn't get invited to, at the moment.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:31,
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Yeah well I feel the same about pictures of your tits loveI might well do it when I get home, I think. A lot of people have asked me to over time.
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i have never sent a tit-gaz!texts, yes. gazzes, no.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:45,
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My apologies, I meant no offence or slur upon your characterI'll be gazzing you my mobile number now
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That's what he is complaining aboutWhile we're at it Ive never had one either :((((((((((((((
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:49,
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We both know that's not true.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:03,
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You absolutely will not get taking to courtfor violation of copyright. I promise. Do it. Do it hard.
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Kroney, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:31,
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It won't even get taken down until someone reports it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:32,
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FucksocksI just liked that rather than replied. Still, it did amuse me. The most middle-class thing I've ever seen is the Samaritans tent at Guilfest. At any other festival "I've been raped/bad trip/lost all my possessions etc" but at Guilfest "I'm really worried because we promised Jocasta a pony and now with the economic downturn I'm not sure we can afford that, the Discovery AND the upkeep of the gite in Dordogne"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:34,
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haha Guilfest was once described as "The politest festival of the season".
I, for one, can't wait to see Status Quo and James again.
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Kroney, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:39,
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I used to love it because for some reason Alabama 3 played nearly every yearthat, and the worst that happens when you camp is getting asked to the tent next door to share a lovely NZ Pinot Gris that their local buyer managed to pick up a couple of bottles of.
As opposed to your tent being set on fire (Reading) or someone driving over it with a Land Rover (Glastonbury, although, to be fair it was our Land Rover)
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:42,
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I live close enough that if I can be arsedI'll just walk there. I can't often be arsed.
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Kroney, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:52,
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...due to irritation and swelling.And 'freezer-burn'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:24,
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I love the SamaritansWon me £2,610.
We're on the subject anyway so it's hardly even beakering.
Right?
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definitely not.memememememememememe
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:44,
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This is either a misguided attempt at punneryor you've missed the point.
Do you have a meme? Other than being Monty's punching bag?
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We'll have to do something about thatMonty, if you're reading this, something even worse than what you conjured for Kroney, please
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I thought you were shit.as in, the meme is that you're shit.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:57,
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That would imply he splits his time between sitting in the freezer and being pushed up Kroney's anus(, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Fucking hell, you really are unpopular, aren't you?I've even got one!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:25,
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He tosses off vagrants for small change.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:55,
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^ This is far wittier than is suggested by the attention it has received(, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:14, Reply)
CidermanA bit like Spiderman, only with apples.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:47,
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Oh, does this mean we'll be playing in different divisions next season?What do you mean, 'No'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:05,
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Oddly, Bristol City beat Swansea at the Liberty stadium the last time they played there.How did Florist do when they last went to the Liberty?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:11,
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Ooh, harsh.That was cold, Jeff. He'll have gone off for a cry now.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 May 2011, 16:20,
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He knows it's just banter.And if he heads to the west country next season, I'll tell him which pubs he can use without getting a kicking! :)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:22,
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Whichever one the other Forest fans aren't in, I imagineI don't think your lot can take all the blame for the Battle of the Amici Wine Bar
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No. Our interior design team just thought that the way the patio furniture was set out Didn't provide good feng shui. I think, in their own misguided way, they were trying to help.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:33,
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Did those people in Stokes Croft think the Tesco needed a drive through then?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 May 2011, 16:34,
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*Sings my theme tune*Ciderman, Ciderman.
Drink it out of a cider can.
Swigs the dregs. Everytime.
If there's no beer, he'll drink wine.
Look out. Here comes the ciderman!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:16,
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Silly Jeffeveryone know zider is spelled with a Z not a C. You're letting down the west country, man.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 May 2011, 16:18,
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Until you've had a few pints, when it starts being spelled with 'sh'Had half an Old Rosie the other day, wanted to see what it was like. Fucking tasty, but luckily I've heard enough to know that carrying on with it would be a bad idea.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:28,
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That's a Viz character from way back I thinkThere was Brown Bottle, and then came along his female side-kick, Ciderwoman.
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Admiral Hates-and-wants-to-kill-everythingwait
that's a villain
alt: NO.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:03,
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I'm tip-top today thank you.The only real cloud on my horizon is that my fat smelly mate Yeti 'needs to stay at mine for a few days'.
This is NOT COOL.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:15,
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I'm feeling an incredibly amount of animosity, anger and frustration. Not entirely sure why.
But the landlord has invited a friend over for dinner. I'm hoping that's all it amounts to, because sometimes when she has people over it spirals into all night drinking benders where they act like they're in a karaoke bar, which means I don't get any sleep.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:18,
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It would be okay if it were friday.But it's not.
It's fucking tuesday.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:20,
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Could you mention before the guest(s) arrive that you've an important meeting in the morning so could they do you a favour and end proceedings at midnight?
Thus setting the stage for a 'crash in the door and hold a knife to their throat' scenario at 12:01am?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:23,
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As it is, I'm thinking I will have to hide out in my bedroom because this particular guest goaded my dog one timeand ended up with a busted lip from her.
So, perhaps some heavy medication and an early bed time will cure all.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:25,
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Surely that calls for a "crash in the door and throw the dog at them" scenario at 12.01am?
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hopefully I'll be asleep way before then.If not, then I definitely will do this.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:30,
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Set your alarm and do it anyway.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:32,
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If your dog's anything like mineshe'll wake at every bastard noise anyway, which will then wake you up.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 May 2011, 16:35,
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Sedate the dogPut her in her basket and pop the basket under the table.
Hopefully around midnight the sedatives will wear off, the dog will be awoken by the noise and will go for the guest's knackers.
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my scout is called YetiPopular Fact No 736
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:19,
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'Thinks-superheroes-are-fucking-bent-man'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:07,
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I can only read that in a Geordie accent.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:08,
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His trusty sidekick 'Howay-man'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:10,
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I could never take dance-pop homosexual 'Haddaway' seriously either.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:11,
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So bent-man is a bit of a slut then?(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:15,
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Ask him yourself. It's his thread.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:18,
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Stand back everybody! It the Boobinator!I tried to do some work this afternoon and got massively bored, so I've given up and I'm back here.
Alt: Fuck, no!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 May 2011, 16:08,
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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Fuck me, is it a dead heat in a Zeppelin race?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:15,
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Flying magesticly as an egal... flying a blimp.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:41,
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Darling!Entertain me please, have been on hold trying to sort out this idiot's BlackBerry for what feels like most of my life
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Is that what 'you lot' are calling 'rrhoids these days?They used to be called grapes, farmers or chalfonts back the day.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:29,
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apparently the fun comes in trying to push them back in again(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 May 2011, 16:32,
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The actual process of shoving 'em back inis where we get the term 'the pink pound'
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 May 2011, 16:36,
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I am not aware of this termAlso, I have just sent out your Randomburn CD this afternoon.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 May 2011, 16:39,
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What IS this Randomburn bollocks?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:43,
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Explanation herewww.b3ta.com/calendar/event/23464
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:47,
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Yeah, it involves contact with other humansYou wouldn't like it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 May 2011, 16:51,
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Sweet, I look forward to receiving it!It's the nightclub from the Police Academy films, where Darth goes to really let loose.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:46,
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Shit me, you're rightI bow to your superior geekery.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 May 2011, 17:03,
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Isn't that just another way for your work 'mates' to call you a wanker Darth?Lol it's 'the Fwap' whilst making wanker signs to your face for a change, instead of behind your back.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:24,
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OH MY GOD MARKS AND SPENSOR CHOCOLATE PRETZLES OH MY OH MY OH MY GOODNESS MEEE.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:41,
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Proper full size ones or mini ones?Also, VIETNAMESE MEAL.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:43,
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Depends on your point of view, normal crispy breaded salted kind rather than bread-replacement kind.Oh man, can we wait 'till after payday? Last thursday of the month. WELL up for it then.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:44,
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OK gotcha. Not the 'you buy them one at a time' ones.Re: meal. It's better for me to hold on, too.
Then we can go proper menkle on the stuffed squid. Did you see Gordon Ramsay last night? He was in Vietnam.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:46,
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OH dayum, missed it, I saw it last week though when he was in (I think, cambodia), hopefully I Sky+'d it.Sounds good, oh man, I really could go for some calamari tonight.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:53,
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One of the best things I've ever eaten was barbecued calamari in Morocco.Grilled on the quayside by the wife of the fisherman who'd just caught it. Mmmmmmm.....
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:58,
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speaking of foodwhere on earth is my Turkish feast Monty?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:47,
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You tell me, cheeky-chops.Let's make it happen.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:50,
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s0o0o0o0o0o0oh nice.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:46,
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