"WAITER! HELP ME! There's no food left on the table,
I think my stomach is starting to come to its senses...hurry ye henceforth to the kitchen...bring lard, ghee, butter, anything! HURRY, garcon, lest I am forced to eat the other customers!"
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:31, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

thank christ it wasn't one of those kinky restaurants
where you eat off a jap birds arse!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:34, Reply)

I went to one of those.
I mistook her for the main course.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:36, Reply)

the idea freaks me out,
it's so pervy but so cool at the same time.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:37, Reply)

I'm going with the just pervy option

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:41, Reply)

I wish you weren't right.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:44, Reply)

I'll chuck in degrading
and profoundly misogynistic for good measure
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Al we've got to stop agreeing
it's scaring me now
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:50, Reply)

ingredients for a cracking evening then
(if you'll pardon the pun)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:50, Reply)