I think it should be like a boot camp
up at dawn, run and excercise, breakfast, studying, cleaning, menial work, shower rape and to bed at dusk.

No TVs, no luxuries, no vote.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

shower rape is a luxury for some

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:47, Reply)

HMP Norwich lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:52, Reply)

That'll only increase the conviction rate
If shower rape becomes a statutory right of every inmate they'll have to incarcerate a sibling with every successful prosecution.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Turnip stealing convictions in East Anglia have increased 850%

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Someone I know went away for manslaughter
and he told me it was 'fookin' brilliant' in Strangeways - 'it's being on the dole but you don't have to get up to sign on'. They made booze out of jam and every Friday night they all took Es and listened to pirate radio.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:57, Reply)

....and this is why we need more prisons for fucking idiots like that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:58, Reply)

And for the prison experience to not be so fucking pleasant.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:00, Reply)

jam beer sounds quite nice though, eh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Jamstel?
sorry
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:09, Reply)

click

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)