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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
If they stopped locking people up for minor drug offences
there might be more room.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:46,
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15 years ago)
"they" almost never lock anyone up in the UK for minor drugs offences.
Although it does depend what you mean by "minor"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:50,
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20 keys of neat coke in a van minor
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:51,
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ah, there's your error.
see, a van means you intend to distribute. You want it in the glove box of your Fiesta.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:53,
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I was not aware they had such large glove boxes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:55,
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...and that's why you'll never be a top-level nosebag smuggler
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:59,
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