This really is dumb as fuck
Dieting and being healthy for a month thenruining yourself with loads of fatty foods and alcohol for five days will absolutely bugger your immune system. You'd be better off cutting down on booze but not cutting it out completely before the festival
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:24, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

he'll ruin his tolerance and end up getting sick

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Another good point
Go to Glastonbury having not drunk for a month and you'll spend most of Wednesday night being massively ill
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:29, Reply)

But in the wittiest and most charming way possible

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Well, of course
When he emerges from his tent in the mornings it'll be like those Lynx Effect adverts, only with more mud
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:37, Reply)

ohemgee I love the Axe commercials
like the one where the girl comes up behind the dude and bends him over the table to smell him
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I've got a wedding and a house party during the month
so I'll probably have some wine.
I won't only be eating crap there, and giving my digestive system and sleep patterns a month of boredom is a good idea.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I guarantee it takes you until the Friday afternoon to cope with what you're doing to yourself
Monty could probably hook you up with some top-quality speed though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Nah I'll be alright, I've got the constitution of an Ox
and I've got quite a lot less money to take this year compared to last, so I'll be drinking a lot less.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Best of luck then
(am in no way jealous of your having scored tickets, not that I could've afforded them this year)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:41, Reply)