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Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight I've been infected with the MEHand I can't be fucked to do ANYTHING apart from breathe and occasionally cram toast into my apathetic face. How do you motivate yourself to get shit done? Are you motivated by the carrot, or the stick? I've always wondered about that phrase. What would you replace the carrot and the stick with?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:11,
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I'm going on a fucking stupid diet for a monthto get my self healthy and detoxed before I fuck my body royally at Glastonbury.
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Yeah well we'll see when I'm fucking gorgeous for a few days won't you.(, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:16, Reply)
It's mainly to get me prepared for the 2-4 hours sleep a nightwalking and dancing all day, the heat and a shit diet. I'm not doing it to loose weight, just to stop me feeling so shit when I leave.
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What about if you did it to lose weight?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:21,
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Then I'd choose a more sustainable long term diet and actually increase the exercise I do.(, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:22, Reply)
You will still feel like shit.I mean, good on you if you want to go on a diet or whatever, but it's not going to stop you from feeling like crap when you leave.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:21,
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Meow you is bitchy today Fwapster(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:21,
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he is been all meen coz he's on his man period(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:25,
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Haha the Fwapster strikes again*Hums combichrist*
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:26,
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Soz but I can't top you being a self confessed aspirational superhero wanker titled the 'Fwapster'(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:35,
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Take the kicking and move onIf you're looking for things to top, might I suggest "yourself"?
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How would I follow the office antics of the 'Fwapster' then, you've not really thought that one throughYou must be that brief ray in your work colleagues dull day with shit like that. Between being the Fwapster and your Michael Jackson routine for making the tea they must be so glad to be in close proximity to you.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:43,
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would anyone else really really love to see a michael jackson tea-making routine?what happens, does he spill boiling water and grab his burning crotch, yelling OWWWWWWWWWWW?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:54,
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This is what's called a fabricationRory is - and brace yourself for a bit of a shock - making things up in order to be a cunt.
I know, I was surprised too.
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It's only hurtful if you choose to think of Rory as a person possessed of a valid opinionother than a troll who has nothing more interesting in his life than demeaning randoms on the internet
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Good point. The thing I like about him is that he posts stuff that you would have to be fucking hard to SAY to people's face.
I imagine a night out down the pub would end with a decent punch up or getting chased around whatever estate you were drinking on.
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I'm willing to bet that Rory/Chompy (see below) is a tremendous physical coward in real life(, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Careful Fwapster you're leaning back towards your online hardmanning, and we all know what a dick you end up looking then(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:18,
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Soz I'm in Dublin then, some other time then(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:30,
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See you there!www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/23519
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:36,
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Scene of the Fordham Festival featuring 'Blue Haze'www.streetmap.co.uk/map.srf?x=563287&y=270354&z=0&sv=cb7+5pe&st=2&pc=cb7+5pe&searchp=ids.srf
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:02,
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You supply the material Darth 'Fwapster' Foxtrot, I'm encouraged that you feel demeaned by it, it's progress in a way(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:07,
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i don't mind who does the routine thoughi just really want to see it. does it involve a bit of child abuse at the stage of putting the milk in?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:04,
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In one of your finer face palm moments you posted some crap about a Michael Jackson routine for the lols of being the tea boy Search is down but it's in the internet somewhere. You edited being called a Deacon at work, but really it was inferred by one and all
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:04,
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The more you post,the more convinced I am that you're Chompy's proxy account for the things he doesn't want people to associate with him saying.
I actually recall the reference you make now - it wasn't a routine, just an MJ-esque noise after asking if someone wanted their coffee black or white. Hardly meme-worthy, although I appreciate you haven't got much else in your life.
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It's nice that you know so much about me Fwapster, strange as I don't really broadcast my lifes ins and outsUnlike every crippled happening in your own dull void that you feel compelled to smear all over the board. Get this you're just as dull as everyone else, no amount of mincing around and sad ear appendages will take away from that.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:17,
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Why would I care what you think? You're just a troll. You couldn't be more pointless if you tried, and sometimes it really feels like you are trying.The most frustrating part is that you're really very funny sometimes. If you could stick being either funny, so we could enjoy your posts, or just a cunt, so we could hound you off the board a la Frisbee, that'd be swell.
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I'm finding his part of this whole thing pretty funny(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:33,
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this is true faciallybut it would mean less of him in the world in general.
which can only be a Good Thing.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:38,
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nahi just really think less of his particular brand of obnoxiousness in the world could only be a positive. and as i have actually managed to make him LOLIGNORE me, i can say whatever the blue fuck i like!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:53,
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Chompy's ignoring you?!Surely it should be the other way round? I had him on ignore for a bit but ended up missing out on the comedy of watching more intelligent people than he call him a rapist and a cunt.
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yes, i could post anything i wanted and he would ignore itthis might have stopped me making comments about him being a four-eyed spastic twat - but i don't think i'd ever get bored with that, so it hasn't.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:03,
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Harsh He can't help having poor eyesight. You could go after him for being an utter cunt though, he has more control over that.
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he needs to get his kicks somewhereafter all, he's never left his provincial little town in the midlands and never will. he pushes pens around the nhs for £20k a year. so let him have his cuntishness on here, it's as good as it's going to get!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:13,
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and worth every single internet surfing, news-linking penny(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:24,
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I like this theme of yours enough to stop pestering you for a tit-gazWell done.
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That's what? £1,300 a month take home? £300 a week.
That's boyfriend material? Even for me.
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where did you learn maths?20000/12 * 0.7 (assume 30% tax etc. for simplicity) = 1167
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:32,
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Pure guess mate. 16k used to be 1000 flat monthly take home. Each 1000 anual gross over 16k worked out at 58 per month net. This was taking into account non-taxable allowance and the 20 tax rate. I think you may have under cooked it a bit.
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maybe a bitbut not much.
irrelevant to me anyway because I earn so much more. Still fucking skint though. Stupid mortgage.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:38,
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there is that hope to cling on to(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:48,
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I don't think I'll own it in 25 yearsI'll have moved and have an even larger mortgage.
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need to keep that in mind at all timesalthough if things go tits up when my fixed term runs out I may have to.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:55,
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there is thatI'm planning on staying in this place for a while.
We've not got a lot of equity unfortunately, so have no choice with the way things are, unless we inherit a big lump of cash.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:54,
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Oh I doI would never invest in a house. I don't mind property prices staying the same, I just hope they don't drop. But even if they did, it just means whatever I buy is cheaper too, so it's not the worst thing in the world.
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we share the same attitude on this(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:10,
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I've always viewed it that way.and I wouldn't change it. Despite its eccentricities I love my house and am thoroughly enjoying doing it up in my own style.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:11,
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That's friggin fortune in Norwich though. You could BUY Norwich for that.
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Yes. I could. And I have.I'm currently having the hydraulic legs fitted so I can get to decent gigs quicker by moving the city closer to London.
To answer your question below; you, just.
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I'm not sure she qualifieswww.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Snotty%20totty
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:57,
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i triedbut my tits wouldn't fit on the screen, so.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:05,
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That is a brilliant excuseNot believable, but brilliant.
*awaits gaz/picture messge/canvas printout delivered by carrier pigeon/whatever*
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Ostriches are flightlessAlso, in this company, the appropriate answer for large winged creature is "fell beast"
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You've failed before you've begun by setting it up as fucking stupid.What you need is a bloody awesome and inspiring diet.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:14,
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Also, I think it's pretty stupid.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:14,
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This really is dumb as fuckDieting and being healthy for a month thenruining yourself with loads of fatty foods and alcohol for five days will absolutely bugger your immune system. You'd be better off cutting down on booze but not cutting it out completely before the festival
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he'll ruin his tolerance and end up getting sick(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:28,
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Another good pointGo to Glastonbury having not drunk for a month and you'll spend most of Wednesday night being massively ill
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Well, of courseWhen he emerges from his tent in the mornings it'll be like those Lynx Effect adverts, only with more mud
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ohemgee I love the Axe commercialslike the one where the girl comes up behind the dude and bends him over the table to smell him
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:39,
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I've got a wedding and a house party during the monthso I'll probably have some wine.
I won't only be eating crap there, and giving my digestive system and sleep patterns a month of boredom is a good idea.
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I guarantee it takes you until the Friday afternoon to cope with what you're doing to yourselfMonty could probably hook you up with some top-quality speed though
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Nah I'll be alright, I've got the constitution of an Oxand I've got quite a lot less money to take this year compared to last, so I'll be drinking a lot less.
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Best of luck then(am in no way jealous of your having scored tickets, not that I could've afforded them this year)
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This makes total sense to me, don't listen to this lot ^(
broadsword, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:33,
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You will just have to do it again when you leave Glastonbury5 days of excess 23 hours a day means you feel like you've been run over
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:48,
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Obviously, but hopefully by a motorbike this year rather than like a tank last year.
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Last time I went to Glastonbury2 people I went with got gout when they came home.
You can't beat 5 days on the cider!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:49,
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Ha ha, last yeah was so hot that we all went through 5 liters of water a day plus all the pints. That's a quick gout fix.
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Last time I went I only drank Stella for 5 days(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:57,
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I have done the same. After three days I was shaking like a shitting dog.
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WATCH OUT FOR THE CHINESE MAN WITH SCUBA GEAR IN TGE TOILETTHAT HEPPENED THE YEAR BEFORE I FIRST WENT !!!!!(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:04,
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I'd replace the stick with a randy Darthand the carrot with chocolate covered crack
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:14,
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Drug or lady-bits?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:15,
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I'd have the chocolate covered crack nestling in some lady bits(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:17,
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AIDS and cocaine. Definitely the stick. "Use your discretion" ounds to me like "Feel free to take the piss".
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I refer you to our conversation in the other thread and the land of adults!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:17,
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Fair point. I just can't help myself.
After I started where I work now, they actually wrote into my contract that I am not allowed to drink at lunchtime.
I am sensible now but I used to love afternoon drinking. The best of ...etc.
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ha ha ha alcoholismlolsI'm rubbish if I even have a pint, so i very rarely do it...i have to speak to clients and look and data pull out insight though which needs a clear head.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:28,
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Me too mate. That was the problem!!
I fucking cringe when I look back on it now.
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Mostly I tell myself that if I just get on with things I'll have them done and then I can slack off.I have never heard this phrase.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:20,
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It's like, do you motivate the donkey with a tempting rewarding carrot in front, or a menacing punishing stick behind?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:22,
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ahhh I think I more love the idea of themI'm attracted to them
but I can't imagine touching old wrinkly balls
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:33,
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I was motivated on my diet at first by realising how nice salads from Subway can be (retarded, I know)Then, after a month of those, I went out for the night, seeing some people I'd not seen in a while, and was told how much better I was looking, which gave me a massive confidence boost.
Basically, I ended up motivating myself, because the compliments were awesome, and I wanted them to carry on. As a result, I weighed myself at the weekend, and I'm less than 11 stone again, which I'm rather pleased with. Still a long way to go, I need to limit myself to 3 munchy boxes per week, but I'm still pleased with the results so far.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:26,
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aw, will you have to buy a new skirt since you're losing weight?(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:27,
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Nope, I'll just borrow others instead, just like at the weekend.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:28,
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Considering I was 13 1/2 stone when I started losing weight, I'm still quite happy with it.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:29,
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I weighed 11 stone onceI'm sure I did, I think it was when I did a paper round.
You are like a man, only smaller AICMFP.
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Until I was 18, I had zero shape to me whatsoever, I had the body of a 10 year old. (I've given it back now though)Then, after I left McDonalds, I didn't change my diet at all, so I wasn't exercising, and continuing to eat shit, washed down with Lucozade.
I fucking ballooned over a very short period, and up until a few months back, didn't make a real effort to shift it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:35,
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How much further can there be to go if you weigh less than 11 stone?Or are you only 5' tall?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:29,
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I'm 5' 9", and I want to lose a little more weightThen I'm going to join the gym, and get properly into shape.
I meant the plan in general, not the weight loss, I mean.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:31,
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Meh, I'm 6'2 and 13 stonebut it's muscle, honest
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:32,
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Yeah well I'm 7'1" and 18 stoneand it's ALL muscle.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:33,
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Do you wear big boots and a leather jacket and beat up peados in your free timeeven though you're a big softy with loads of friends that are girls, but none of whom will sleep with you?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:35,
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Fairly, but I've put on some muscle mass(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:38,
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Well I'm 6'2, and I'm just shy of 15 stone.If I lost any more weight I wouldn't look well. And I'm not the muscly type, as anybody who's met me can verify.
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That combo would give you a BMI of 27 making you overweight(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:43,
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doesn't always work like that.I was once 9 stone 2, right in the middle of healthy for my height. However, when you factor in that my boobs weigh the best part of a stone by themselves, it meant I was actually underweight. When I sat down in the bath it hurt because my tail bone was sticking out so much.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 May 2011, 14:45,
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I'm more-than-a-little flatchested, though, so I don't have that get-out clause(, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:51, Reply)
Looser than Rogerthestarfish's grip on realityBut I don't see what that has to do with my weight.
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Speaking of whichwww.b3ta.com/questions/conversationkillers/post1202064#answers-post-1204287
She's having a go at Gonz again.
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my god she is such a fucking twat(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:06,
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i do like the mentals thoughthey should be encouraged to cheer the rest of us up
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:25,
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she's not an entertaining mental thoughjust bitter and mean. She seems to have a real hatred of Gonz and Roota as well which is just absurd
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:31,
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she's starving herself because you all hate her(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:12,
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GoodI hope she gets dizzy from lack of food, passes out and wakes to find that her surviving cat has eaten her left hand.
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That thread is quite harsh...but she is a twat, I'm confused
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:56,
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It's only harsh because she started off with a crap story about something she really doesn't have to shareand that's if it's actually true, that woman has so many screws loose she might as well come in a packet from B&Q.
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It does.But nowadays even my beer gut's a bit on the small side. And my hair can't be that heavy. Not that I'm concerned, but if I had to lose some weight then I don't know where I'd lose it from.
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I'm 6'2just over 13 stone and am still a bit of a fatty.
this is weird
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:04,
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Right now, I only want to cryI'm working on this massive simulation. Doing a job that should have taken me 30 min. However, I can only do one change at a time. One change, run the simulation, get results, another change, run the simulation, program crashes, close program, open program, one change... like that all day. All day. Really, I don't know what's wrong with this, as it's not even my simulation, but this is killing me.
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The best simulation I've ever seen was F-19 Stealth Fighter on the Atari ST. Have you seen that one?I crashed a lot but my mate and I used to take turns on the joystick and sometimes we'd drop a bomb on those pesky Russian SAM sites.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:28,
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I liked that Sega one where you sat in a cockpit and it span around and moved up and down(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:30,
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Afterburner.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:32,
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I wish I was using that simulationans I wish I could play with a joystick and pass it to my mate when I'm tired.
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F-19 Stealth Fighter was fucking excellentI liked the little at the bar bits after missions.
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I still have that game somewhereI used to love it. Sadly I don't know what my father's done with his old Atari.
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Never meet your heroes man, I played it on an emulator a couple of years back and it fucking bites now.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:39,
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Yeah, I looked at the box recently and saw the photosTo say that computer graphics had moved on would be like saying Darth's 'a little on the effeminate side.'
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Pot, kettle, black, I know.But I haven't been here to insult the boy lately, and I'm sure he's missing all the abuse.
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I think you can get it on the PC as abanndonwarebut it'll be a pain to get working.
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Yeah, I looked into ST Emulators brieflyafter I found you could also download Captain Blood in the same format.
Unfortunately the only Em I could find seemed to require installing hardware and suddenly it seemed like too much effort.
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I played that too, sadly it was utter shitebut I still enjoyed trying to decipher the symbols.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:51,
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For me, it would be enough if it still had all the original music and sound effectsAnd yes, I know it was written by Jean Michel Jarre, but the title music to that game was superb. Partly because it used to scare the shit out of me when my father first bought the game.
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You can get Gameboy emulators very easilyI was deprived of one in my youth, so I got Pokemon Red.
I got horrifically bored and couldn't find my way to Lavender Town.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:51,
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Story of my life.LAMPERS!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:52,
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Hello Noeley.How are you? Apart from meh?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:53,
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I know that's the one with the Pokemon Tower, with all the dead pokemon in itI know it from a rather funny YTMND. Which only makes sense if you've seen the Animal Crossing version first.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:57,
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Well Cilla, personally I replace the carrot and stick with breasts(
broadsword, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:28,
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it's funny how everyone here thinks you only talk about breastsI mean look! You just wrote the word "stick" there.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:29,
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I am motivated by an all-emcompassing desire to hurt people.Whether I do this with a carrot or a stick is irrelevant to me.
PS I am 9'10" and weigh four stone
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:40,
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PS ChompySensible move. If you have an alcoholocaust pending, preparing yourself for it as best you can makes complete sense. It also makes you a lightweight, but I'll overlook this because I fancy you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:43,
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I find the best preparation for these sort of eventsIs these sort of events.
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My life is one long preparation for these sort of events.I call it 'Pre-Tox'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:47,
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My chum's wife gave me a 2-hour lifestyle bollocking last night.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:55,
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I get that occaisionally. I channel it to reign myself in a bit.
Otherwise...
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It became less tiresome after a while because I downed two bottles of wine whilst she was telling me off.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:03,
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That, MontyIs why she will likely feel the need to lecture you again.
Caners - One
Those that care - Nil.
(, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Did your chum not feel the need to step in and tell her to put a sock in it?Personally I've always found it really fucking embarrassing when previous partners have started lecturing my friends on how they ought to live their lives.
(, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)
It'll be warm bags of wine out of waxed paper cups for breakfastfrom wednesday to sunday.
(, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Yeah, when you've got to lug it accross a valley you choose the lightest form of alcohol you can find.(, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Last Sonispheremy brother decided he was going to be an adult and took a shooting stick and boxes of red wine to avoid being a lager-swilling oik. Unfortunately his plan unravelled after a couple of days when he decided it would be 'funny' to remove the wine from its box, stick the bag down his trousers and have the tap sticking out of his fly, generating what he genuinely believed to be extreme lols wherever he went.
He is 40.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:53,
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me tooI wish I'd seen him there.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:55,
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Maybe you did. Did you see a 'wrong grail' Harry Potter on your travels?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:59,
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I may havebut I was more or less constantly drinking lager and jagermeister and smoking spliffs, so I was slightly impaired
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:09,
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I think white wine would be more effective for this wheeze.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:58,
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hahaedit: have you seen that there is now a "power ballot" for Sonisphere day tickets?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:14,
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I'd just like to say that chompy is both witty and charming and I will defend him to anyone who says otherwise,WITH ABSOLUTELY NO PROMPTING FROM HIM WHATSOEVER
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:15,
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I've heard he's elastic as well(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:21,
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