She got in a fight yesterday
Some kid bought a toy pirate ship to nursery, she wanted it so she took it. She has a cracking cut on her lip and another on her chin. I'd like to say "You should see the other kid" but I think she lost big time.
( Peej, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You want to get her some martial arts training.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Or a gun

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Or I could go kick the shit out of the kid
He's only 3, I can take him!
( Peej, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I've always wanted to get into a fight with an opponent I could quite literally throw away
Can I come?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Yeh but you have to pick your own kid to beat up
I don't want people thinking I needed help!
( Peej, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Get him to bring a mate then

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:46, Reply)

It's a nursery school!
You can go in and take your pick! There's hundreds of the little bastards! Be warned though, in groups of 6 or more they can be lethal.
( Peej, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:52, Reply)

The key is to pick out the unpopular kids who no-one else will play with
It'll be like beating up a version of myself from 30 years ago
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:58, Reply)

years seconds
( Peej, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:04, Reply)

That's nonsense
I'm much bigger now than I was 30 years ago

Otherwise, yes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Lol strikethrough
First one in like ages
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 10:08, Reply)