oh :(
I have nothing planned. No sister to shag, no kittens to throw. I was going to spend the weekend chilling out, making things and playing with the guinea pigs.

If the world ends I will miss all the cool things I hoped were due soon :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:41, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Like the fingering
I bet you were really looking forward to the fingering.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:43, Reply)

i totally was
I was definitely due a damn good fingering
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:44, Reply)

I told my religious nut friend that I took the day off tomorrow to get in as much drinking and banging strange men as I can before the_end.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:45, Reply)

Such as?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:43, Reply)

Fingering

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:43, Reply)

and a larp event
perhaps I could have got some fingering there, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:44, Reply)

Maybe they would have let you see their broadswords too.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:44, Reply)

phwar

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:45, Reply)

oi
don't be talkin' bout broadsword
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:45, Reply)

What sort of things will you make? You could probably convince a few dooms day shoppers to buy them!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:43, Reply)

She makes special towels to clean yourself up after you've been fingered.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:44, Reply)

unlikely
I was going to make a bigger and better digital pinhole camera, a website and/or some crochet squares
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:44, Reply)

fun!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:46, Reply)

yeah, not many people would agree with that.
ooo, if it is the end of the world, can the woman who's telling meany lies about me at work go to hell and be tortured forever? If so, bring it on
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:47, Reply)

Certainly knows how to spend their last hours on a rapidly dying planet.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:48, Reply)

for the crocheters will inherit the earth

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 May 2011, 18:49, Reply)

You have guinea pigs...
Can you juggle?

A new stage act is born.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:43, Reply)

yes, no
I could practice, but they are quite wriggly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Practice over the bed. They'll love it.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:47, Reply)

start with tennis balls!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:57, Reply)