And telling them to fuck off and die...again

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Or...maybe I could derive a richer schadenfreude
by spending a day on the Samaritans' switchboard, when the Evangelical zealots, feeling disillusioned by the phenomenal anti-climax that has shaken their faith, turn to an anonymous phoneline for support and reassurance.

"You thought WHAT? PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...sorry..pfft...please hold"
*On-hold music*
"Sorry about that...pffft...sir. I just had to put you on speakerphone, could you repeat what you were just telling me?"
*Uproarious laughter of the entirety of the local Samaritan switchboard*
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:45, Reply)

and you gave ALL of your money away

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:48, Reply)

And now some bloke called Bart Centre's taken your dog?
But you paid him to do it?

I'm sorry sir, I've got a bloke on the other line who's feeling suicidal after his missus left him; I'm just going to repeat your story to him, he'll piss himself...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:50, Reply)

ha ha ha
massive officelol!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:52, Reply)