Out of hospital yesterday and recuperating.....
... my email 'out of office assistant' says quite unequivocally that I'm not available until June, so does my mobile 'phone answer machine message. So, when a really small (sub£300/yr) and very persistant customer rang my HOME 'phone after emailing and calling my mobile I asked "Did you read the message on my email"?
"Yes"
"Did you hear the message on my answerphone"?
"Yes"
"Then could you do me a favour"?
"Of course"
"LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE YOU IGNORANT TWAT"

I don't think he'll call again.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Hahaha
That's no way to treat costumers. But I'd have done the same! I kept receiving phone calls when in South America. I replied a couple of times, at a very high cost, and explained that I was in a different continent, on holidays, in the middle of the night and couldn't talk. When they insisted I got more rude, and finally had my phone in silence most of the time and sent not very nice emails the next morning explaining why I wasn't answering their calls.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 20 May 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Aber, that is class
Costumers!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:06, Reply)