I used to live with a woman.
That said, the emergency call transcript from when he got stabbed in the neck by a rent boy is one of the most amusing things I've ever read.

Also he based his vocal delivery on Foghorn Leghorn, which is an excellent thing to do.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:56, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Best excuse for almost anything.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I live with two women
and I have no idea who that is.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:07, Reply)

A Google image search tells me he was in A Clockwork Orange which I did not know,
ah said I did not know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:10, Reply)

This made me laugh,
so I imagine anyone who actually knows who the fuck you're on about is in paroxysms of hysteria right now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:12, Reply)

That's right boy.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:23, Reply)