STILL people who block the pavement with their underdeveloped ambulatory skills
I crossed over a road I'd have to cross back this morning, to avoid having to trail behind two waddling old bitches for thirty seconds.

Also, the usual suspects; Michael McIntyre, Premiership referees who think the rules concerning penalty kicks are somehow different in Championship playoff matches, the continued popularity of r'n'b, Chompy.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Afternoon Darth

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Hello mate
Good weekend? Ooh, and you might know this, is there anywhere I can catch up on MOTD online?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Yeah, not too bad
Our new dog is gonna get renamed to be Steve McQueen I think, after ANOTHER escape! Footy was good in that Sunderland finished NE top dogs 3 years in a row too. Cheers to Wigan for beating Stoke

I dont think MOTD is on iPlayer though. Apologies for the Sun link but I think this is all the goals from yesterday

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/

You might be able to get them via Yahoo
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:24, Reply)

"Available soon after" so sometime today I'd reckon.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Cheers mate, much appreciated
Pushing for Europe next year then? Could happen, if your lot remembered a season has two halves
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I very much doubt it.
Half the team has just left back to their "parent" clubs again.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Sign another half then
A decent striker would be a start. Haven't you got £24 million burning a hole in your pocket?

(look at me dispensing squad construction advice. HA)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:32, Reply)

I think two strikers are needed at the bare minimum as Sessegnon
(or sausage 'n onion as he is now known) seems to have remembered that he is quite good and can play up front.

Left back, centre half and two wingers please. Oh, and another central midfielder who can pass FORWARD
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I'm afraid the first decent left-back to become available has been bagsied by NFFC
You can have the rest. I'm feeling generous
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:41, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b011lf36/Match_of_the_Day_2010_2011_22_05_2011/
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Or this one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:26, Reply)

*crosses fingers for this to work before 6pm today*
Cheers Noel
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:28, Reply)