A female friend of mine had breast treatment.
She wanted her breasts to be larger and so went under the knife. The problem was she had the procedure done on the cheap. Now, if anyone touches her tits, a little black man in a clown hat jumps out and squirts you with a fake flower.

Turns out that 'silly coon implants*' aren't quite what they seem.

*Apologies for the racist punchline. I've got a headache and I'm going to bed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You are Rachelswipe AICMFP

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Is it cheaper to pay you or flouce, Al?
I get confused.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:18, Reply)

I would imagine that five pounds is too small an amount for you to get your head around
so flouncing would probably be the best option.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Can I just log off and come back on here tomorrow with a selection of god-awful puns instead?
I'd be a lot happier.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Hmmmm
Yes, but just this once.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:23, Reply)

Log off?!
Do you really think that any of us log off, ever?
I'm here 24/7 reading every little detail that you post and I'm ready to link back to anything you've said in the past that I find in disagreement with something you've just said.
I *am* Big Fucker.

/Psychochompblog
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:24, Reply)