Lordy I'm shattered.
Tell me something that makes you go 'lordy'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:51, 48 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

the question
"which FInnish band won Eurovision in 2006?"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Is the answer 'Lordy'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:53, Reply)

well Lordi, but close enough

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:54, Reply)

How are you anyway Captain, owt to report?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:55, Reply)

big headache
literally and metaphorically. Other than that, nothing but a running bath and guinea pigs chasing each other. How was your weekend?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:56, Reply)

My weekend was largely fun.
I'm very very snoozy now though.

No further requested for playground patrol I hope.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Eating too much cake.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:55, Reply)

What sort of cake are we talking about here, home made or shop-bought?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Lardy cake.
Oh lardy.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:59, Reply)

i like this

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Nothing
It's not a term I use.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Mind you
I am reconsidering as I'm watching the fat people on BBC1
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:57, Reply)

What is your favourite term, oh lady of chicken?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Bugger me.
That's the term, not an instruction. Despite what PJM may think.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Does he go "Oops, sorry, but since I'm in there, shall I carry on?"

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Goodness, no.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:13, Reply)

That comment sounds like I'm a 90 year old.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:13, Reply)

then perhaps you should

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:59, Reply)

But there are so many lovely terms out there

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:01, Reply)

when people get a little too saucy
I say "good lord ah mighty" all southern like
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Like a white female Morgan Freeman.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:59, Reply)

My voice is much deeper than his, I thank you.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Well, that sure is somethin'
*Morgan Freeman chuckle*
yes, ma'am.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:03, Reply)

When we cross the finish line
I want you to say this.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Only if we're chained together in stripey prisoner outfits and you're blacked up.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:17, Reply)

I'm willing to do this.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Anything for a cheap thrill

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:21, Reply)

I hope you then put on a stetson, shoot 6 rounds into the air and then say 'Yeee! Haaa!' at the top of your voice.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I blush like a proper lady.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:00, Reply)

With tits like Dolly Parton, I hope.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:03, Reply)

As big as your head?

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:04, Reply)

That sounds unnecessarily cruel
I meant as big as anyone's head, not specifically yours. Unless your head is tit like. Is it Jeff?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I'm a complete tit

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Out of the mouths of babes...

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Nonce.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Babylolz

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:21, Reply)

of course!

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:06, Reply)

your tits look like dolly parton!
blimey, that's quite weird
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:07, Reply)

blonde wigs innit

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:09, Reply)

A female friend of mine had breast treatment.
She wanted her breasts to be larger and so went under the knife. The problem was she had the procedure done on the cheap. Now, if anyone touches her tits, a little black man in a clown hat jumps out and squirts you with a fake flower.

Turns out that 'silly coon implants*' aren't quite what they seem.

*Apologies for the racist punchline. I've got a headache and I'm going to bed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:15, Reply)

You are Rachelswipe AICMFP

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Is it cheaper to pay you or flouce, Al?
I get confused.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:18, Reply)

I would imagine that five pounds is too small an amount for you to get your head around
so flouncing would probably be the best option.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Can I just log off and come back on here tomorrow with a selection of god-awful puns instead?
I'd be a lot happier.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Hmmmm
Yes, but just this once.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:23, Reply)

Log off?!
Do you really think that any of us log off, ever?
I'm here 24/7 reading every little detail that you post and I'm ready to link back to anything you've said in the past that I find in disagreement with something you've just said.
I *am* Big Fucker.

/Psychochompblog
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:24, Reply)