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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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We know who the strongest link is in that family then.
My dad was on Winner Takes All, back in the day. He lost spectacularly, to a BIRD. And he said Jimmy Tarbuck was a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 May 2011, 13:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
He was the second person I called after winning, after the missus, obv. Not that she answered her phone, as usual
"Dunno what you're on about Dad, it's a piece of piss, winning The Weakest Link"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:50, Reply)
You called my dad?
Was he well?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 May 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Very well
Told me to ask if you've been to church lately
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Did you tell him I was a godless heathen with a penis fetish?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 May 2011, 13:54, Reply)
He knows the first part
I may have elaborated on the second to rather too great an extent
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Did Geoffrey Wheeler say
'We have a difference of opinion here Jim, we've got Father b3th at 4-1 with 'Jimmy is a cunt' and some Doris at 2-1 with 'Jimmy is an unfunny golf playing cunt'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)
You're incredibly well informed about a shit TV show that hasn't been seen in thirty years

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)
I'm sure I remember watching that episode.
So, will you come back next week and try and win again?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:55, Reply)
It's try TO
you witless spestic
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 May 2011, 13:57, Reply)
witless what?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)
I think she's saying it in an upper class accent...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 May 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Oh, touché
/joins the witless spastic club
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 May 2011, 14:02, Reply)

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