You make an interesting point
Not about the fake tan, I know that, which is why I'll be keeping it zipped.

Men get into Ballroom for three reasons, in my experience; 1) to meet girls, 2) girlfriend made them, 3) weapons-grade bumsexual. I wish I was the first rather than the second, then she wouldn't be so much better at it than me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:04, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

This is one of your regular beefs
that she is a better dancer than you, but is that genuinely the case? If she was considerably better than you surely she would be quite unhappy and would have suggested that she looks for a (dance) partner more in keeping with her abilities?

As I don't believe that she's done that, I would have to assume that either a) you're not as bad as you make out; or b) she's not really that much better than you in the first place.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 24 May 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Very decent of you sir
Sadly she really is a lot better than me, her knowledge of technique makes mine look pathetic, and she knows all my steps as well as hers. I'm better at performing because she gets nervous at competitions and I'm a massive show-off, however.

I have actually suggested that if she ever wants to win stuff she should dance with someone else but she's generously refused to do so on account of me being her boyfriend, which is awesome. She'd really struggle to find someone as good as her of sufficient height anyway.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:30, Reply)

That's very decent of her, and quite magnanimous of you.
Of course you'd presumably be gutted if she bumped you though?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 24 May 2011, 15:37, Reply)

God yeah
Don't know if I'd even carry on with it. I'd have to insist this new, tall, brilliant dance partner of hers be spectacularly gay or monumentally ugly, or ideally both.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Either/or I reckon!

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 24 May 2011, 15:43, Reply)