You don't even know what cricket is that far North
I believe that in Newcastle, like Scotland, it's practised as a homosexual martial art.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:22, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I love cricket, fact

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)

You lot are just doing this to make me look like a dick
I'm going to have to demand that each of you speak in the manner of a top-notch cricket commentator tomorrow. I call Boycott.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)

OK, I won't bother either then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Oh go on
Be Benaud. All you have to do is say "what a ripper" instead of POTD
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Are you still expressing suicidal thoughts Darth?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)

'Hi! I'm Richie Benaud, that spastic off the telly.
Darth Foxtrot is a fucking bent cunt and all of us here in the BBC cricket office hate his guts and are knobbing his missus. Until next time, that's all from us here. Goodnight'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)

You two are fucking inseperable at the moment
I think it's adorable
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Who? Me and Richie Benaud?
No we're not you weirdo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:34, Reply)

However, he does fancy the arse off Susanna Reid, so Sportscow is ok in my book.
*jizzy high fives*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 24 May 2011, 16:28, Reply)