Death by bongo
I nominate a clutch of female B3tans to do the deed. Rogerthestarfish springs to mind in particular.

Beer? Is Guinness allowed? I know it's a stout, but it's better than all that cloudy stuff with twigs and sheepshit floating in it.

Ok, at a push, a Stella.

What about cider? Kopparberg Pear Cider FTW.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 May 2011, 11:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm loving the cider at the moment

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:28, Reply)

I didn't used to like cider, and still don't.
Kopparberg Pear Cider (so, Perry then?) is nice though.
(TheColonel, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Perry sounds a bit gay
so we'll stick with cider if that's ok.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 May 2011, 11:57, Reply)