Not in my house mate
Meat? Just lying around the place waiting to be cooked? Yeravinalarf
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Yeah, in your house it's either in your mouth
or in your arse.
( Kroney, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:14, Reply)

...and my girlfriend's vegetarian
Points for originality though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:16, Reply)

You want to train her out of that mate, it'll be Birkinstocks and hairy legs next.
I suggest waggling your eyebrows lots and saying things like "I know what you need, love". Basically, I mean taking your online persona offline.

She'll be gobbling down the sausage in no time.
( Kroney, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Yeah, I'll get right on that

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:19, Reply)

One of my more helpful posts.

( Kroney, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I'm going out on a limb and saying you've never dated a strict vegetarian
It's a challenge. And it forces you to learn to cook really creatively
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:26, Reply)

I've never dated at all. I do things the British way.
Get drunk and get neckin'
( Kroney, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Hahaha
Good man
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:28, Reply)