Tapas
I'm having a few friends round at the weekend (read: night alone crying into my wankerchief) and am considering putting together some Tapas. I'm going to go for some rice with chorizo and prawns, patatas bravas, spanish omelette and some bread with oil/balsamic.
Any other ideas?

Alt q: Favourite song with baby in the title. No paedos allowed.
(TheColonel, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:39, 217 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

squid
everyone loves squid.

alt: does "Babe I'm gonna leave you" count?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:43, Reply)

For being an excellent song, I'll allow it

(TheColonel, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:45, Reply)

good man

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:47, Reply)

What is the best way to cook squid without firing up the BBQ?
Griddle pan?
(TheColonel, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:47, Reply)

probably deep-frying, but you aren't likely to do that
so griddle pan.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:49, Reply)

I want to second Vipper's excellent suggestion of squid
But in my experience, "Everyone fucking well should love squid but some people are idiots" would be more apt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:47, Reply)

yeah, you are right there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:48, Reply)

It really is far too nice to not be universally admired

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Ah the classic "I dont like it, I've tried it before and it was chewy"
I've had a bad steak in the past, doesn't mean I'm boycotting beef
(TheColonel, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:53, Reply)

^a thousand times this

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Squid is vastly underrated.
But I'm a fan of all forms of seafood, even the frozen stuff we get here. I expect if I ever get to eat freshly caught and cooked seafood again, my trousers will explode in delight.
( Kroney, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Bees in butterscotch Angel Delight.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Oh Noel, you little ragamuffin!

(TheColonel, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:45, Reply)

They don't have to be dead bees.
www.who-sang-that-song.com/baby-title-songs.html
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I had tapas Monday night
The best bits were mini chicken quesadillas and shredded duck with light hoisin on tiny flatbreads. Not very Spanish I know but it bloody worked.

Alt: Justin Bieber - Baby

Seriously
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Fuck off. that's a dreadful song.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Yes it is
I was totally kidding, Bieber is a befringed fucktard. I can't think of a decent song with "Baby" in the title off the top of my head, however
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Baby Got Back

( Kroney, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Fucking hell
How did I not think of that? I'll have to blame my girlfriend for not having a big ass. Shocking.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I fucking dare you to say that to her.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:10, Reply)

What, "It's your fault I couldn't think of a song title earlier because you don't have a big bum"?
OK, I will
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:12, Reply)

chorizo
in red wine, manchego cheese,garlic tomatoes, sauteed garlic mushrooms, PM me if you want any recipes......

ALT:Throwing my baby out with the bathwater.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:52, Reply)

chego
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Not sure if it could count as tapas but I love to make this:
1 x chorizo
2/3 x chicken breasts
1 x tin chopped tomato
1 x tin canellini beans
1 x red onion
2 x cloves garlic
1 x chicken stock cube
paprika
thyme

Fry the chorizo off until slightly browned. Remove and fry the chicken in the oil until cooked. Remove and then fry the onion and garlic until cooked. Throw in a bit of paprika and thyme. Add the tin of tomato and refill the tin with boiling water. Crumble in the stock cube and pour into the pan. Lower the heat and put the chicken and chorizo back in. Cook on low for 25 mins. Add the drained beans in and cook for the last 5 mins. This should thicken up the sauce somewhat.

Serve with lots of crusty bread
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Sounds good,
my housemate made a full roast chicken with chorizo a few weeks ago which was amazing. The amount of fat/oil left in the roasting tray was a little disconcerting, but obviously got used as a salad dressing.

TheColonel, making heartattack salads since 2008.
(TheColonel, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Use it to start cooking risotto too!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:04, Reply)

I'm going to have to make that, soon.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:00, Reply)

It is an excellent standby dinner
as you would most likely have all the ingredients. Takes about 5 mins to prep and half an hour to cook, give or take
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:03, Reply)

I need to get a full chorizo soon
Rather than getting it fresh everytime.

Also, to my shame, I ran out of paprika almost a month ago, and haven't bought any since.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:07, Reply)

May I recommend this to you ...
Hot Smoked Paprika
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Hmm, I shall most definitely keep that in mind
The next shop I'm doing is at a meat wholesalers near mine, incredibly cheap. Then I'll pick up some more herbs, etc.

I've currently got a full freezer of frozen meals for work, as well as about 25 sausages, so I've still got plenty of food in, it's fantastic.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Not in my house mate
Meat? Just lying around the place waiting to be cooked? Yeravinalarf
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Yeah, in your house it's either in your mouth
or in your arse.
( Kroney, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:14, Reply)

...and my girlfriend's vegetarian
Points for originality though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:16, Reply)

You want to train her out of that mate, it'll be Birkinstocks and hairy legs next.
I suggest waggling your eyebrows lots and saying things like "I know what you need, love". Basically, I mean taking your online persona offline.

She'll be gobbling down the sausage in no time.
( Kroney, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Yeah, I'll get right on that

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:19, Reply)

One of my more helpful posts.

( Kroney, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I'm going out on a limb and saying you've never dated a strict vegetarian
It's a challenge. And it forces you to learn to cook really creatively
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:26, Reply)

I've never dated at all. I do things the British way.
Get drunk and get neckin'
( Kroney, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Hahaha
Good man
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Would a few chillis lend themselves to it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:15, Reply)

I would say so, yes
Mrs Cow doesn't like spicy food though, so not tried. I do sprinkle chilli flakes on though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:19, Reply)

This is well nice, I've done something very similar.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:02, Reply)

We had albondigas the other week and they were lovely
Might work better as a main meal though.

Alt: I Luv You Baby by Original or Be My Baby by the Ronettes, can't decide
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Got one!
The Wildhearts - My Baby is a Headfuck. Awful title aside, crackin' tune.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Saw this thread too late
But this was the song I would pick. AWESOME tune.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:39, Reply)

song choice - Baby Driver by Simon and Garfunkel. Cheerful little tune.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Couple from Aber
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post768409

Alt: I've had 'My Baby Just Cares For Me' by Nina Simone going round my head for weeks, so I'll just say that.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:03, Reply)

First "Baby" song that popped into mine too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Tapas is the cheese fondue of the new millenium.
Don't do it.
( Kroney, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:04, Reply)

I don't think i've ever knowingly eaten tapas
so I'm afraid I am fuck all help to you in this question.

Alt: Baby, Baby All The Time, by Diana Krall. Mellow and just the right amount of sexeh.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Afternoon, Internet Nemesis
How goes the day?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:10, Reply)

slept in till ten
quiet day planned.

I can only think of one thing that would make it better.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I'll be right there

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:14, Reply)

BLACK PUDDING CAYKE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:15, Reply)

That's the one!
I was totally thinking of that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Everyone needs BLACK PUDDING CAYKE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:18, Reply)

:-(

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:20, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1213504
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Haha!
3rd time you have rolled this out. You are like Bella
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Hahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:19, Reply)

She was smashing the injunctive system over the weekend it appears
NOTHING CAN HOLD HER BACK!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Except for Kettling!!!!11!!!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Didn't read the alt question
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1214712
( Kroney, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:07, Reply)

never had tapas. trufax.
Alt: how about a song about a baby instead, "Capri" by Colby Caillat
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Mmmmmm tapas

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Bye bye baby - tq

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:10, Reply)

q bcr
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:11, Reply)

TO be confirmed rectally?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:18, Reply)

The Bay City Rollers

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Bella's favourite band.

( Kroney, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:20, Reply)

^ post should be acknowledged.
*Acknowledges*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:54, Reply)

I prefer my version.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Did you know there are 56 known remixes of 'Saturday Night (Be my baby)' by Dance Diva Whigfield

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:12, Reply)

sometimes they should just leave sleeping dogs lie, eh

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:15, Reply)

57 more than there should be

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:18, Reply)

*awards gold star*

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Yet more bullying :(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:22, Reply)

It's like some thick cunt adding a head to the 'Nike of Samothrace', there's just shit that don't need improving, eh

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Except the Nike originally had a head. And arms.

( Kroney, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Part of the attraction is the enigmatic quality of the sculpture
The original head could have resembled 'Sammi' which would repeatedly bring up your breakfast, lunch, dinner and tea
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:38, Reply)

I think they've got some of the arms as well, lazy french twats aint attached them

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:40, Reply)

I know they have one of them and it's apparently raised up
to cup a shouting mouth.

The original Nike sounds like a right old bitch.
( Kroney, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:46, Reply)

"Stavros! STAVROS!"
"Leave 'im 'e ain't worf it!"

And so on.
( Kroney, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:50, Reply)

lollers

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:51, Reply)

an acquaintaince of mine had the single
there were 16 remixes on that alone
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I notice you don't have olives on your list.
Good man, they're fucking vile.
( Kroney, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Definitely.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Seconded.
I feel as though I should like them, but I just... don't.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:16, Reply)

I love them
nomnomnomnom
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:18, Reply)

this this this

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:21, Reply)

You people disgust me.

( Kroney, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:22, Reply)

You're both weird.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:34, Reply)

they're amazing on salads

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:38, Reply)

You know what's also good on salads?
Sesame seeds. Mind you, they're good on most things.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:44, Reply)

lets not get crazy now

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Satans bogies

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:17, Reply)

They're lovely when fresh
horrible most of the time.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:21, Reply)

You cannot eat fresh olives
They need to be at least 2 months in salty water before you can eat them, at least. Normally 1 year, if done properly.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:33, Reply)

^this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:34, Reply)

You know what I mean.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:34, Reply)

No really
I don't know what you mean by fresh olives. Just oppened the can? Not too long on the brine?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I think he means ones that don't come packaged in brine
or are from a deli counter
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Aint olives in cans a bit pikey

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:41, Reply)

you can get caviar in cans
is that pikey too?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Cans = pikey

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Shut up you spaniel. Olives are delicious.
Smoked olives are even more so.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Ohhh!
Not had smoked olives.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Not sure it's really tapas, but you might like to give this a go.
Ticks most of the dead-pig-product boxes: Fabada Asturiana
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Stuffed eggs
is one of my favourites, easy, easy.

One I'm thinking about doing at BGB's is a... I don't know the name, but goes like this:

Slice some big potatoes and put them in an oven tray with oil, put in the oven hot until they're almost cook. Add a slice of serrano ham on top (or, if you don't have any, a good parma ham or some lean bacon), back to the oven for a tiny bit to get the meat cooked. Then, 2 min before people arrives, add on top a slice of a very mature cheese (I'd use serrano, but a strong cheddar should be good too), bake for a bit until the cheese melts.

There you are, easy and delicious.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Darling!
I know I'm behind the times here, but congratulations :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Hahaha!
Thank you, love. You're still on time, but it surprises me it's taken you so long.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Haven't seen you since I found out
I do apologise. When it's due? Are you hoping for a boy or a girl?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:41, Reply)

22nd of November
Not hoping for anything. I think boys are more fun, but I'm sure if it's a girl we'll make her a good one, and not a little princess thing.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Got any names in mind?
Darth's a good name.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Not really
Just something that sounds and is writen the same in Spanish and English.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Marty !!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Nope
It's Martín.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Romeo
Worked for the Beckhams
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:59, Reply)

No, thankyouverymuch
I don't like that
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:15, Reply)

choritzo.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Nope
It's chorizo. And it means thief in Spanish, so no, I don't think so.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Sausage thief?
Roughly translated into English, then, it must mean 'Darth Foxtrot'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Hahaha
Poor DF. He always ends up mixed up with sausages.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)

+ cum

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:39, Reply)

+ shit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:39, Reply)

+ shitty cum

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:39, Reply)

+ shitty cum with bits of clotted blood

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:40, Reply)

+ loads of pubes

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Optimus Prime

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Not too bad
But we pronounce it different.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Olaf
EDIT: Or Ranjit.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:18, Reply)

How is that
an English and Spanish name? Buf... We're thinking about Lucas, Beatriz... something like that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)

They're not
but that's why they meet your requirement - they both sound and are writen the same in Spanish and English.

I am thinking outside the box!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:27, Reply)

I don't think we'll pronunce them the same
You have a very weird name of pronouncing your vowels. And your consonants too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Yes: kill yourself with a WWI bayonet.
Alt: currently 'Baby Lemonade' by Syd Barrett
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Baby Turpentine
by Crazyhead.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I loved that band.
Their bass player Porkbeast was excellent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:58, Reply)

That was the chap.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:05, Reply)

I do quite fancy a KFC

(TheColonel, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Sautée the chorizo on its own in some red wine
Make the rice separately chucking millions of things and some paprika in. Nom.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:38, Reply)

I was going to suggest the wine chorizo thing
I'm going to stick a joke in here:

Ryan Giggs admitted to being homesick saying that even though he's happy in Manchester he does Miss Wales occasionally
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:40, Reply)

A funny bloke in work told me that one!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Everyone in Liverpool is funny
it's the LAW!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:42, Reply)

*cough*Jimmy Tarbuck*cough*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:44, Reply)

innit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:45, Reply)

And Stan Boardman
yeah, fair point.

I'm just seeing how far I can push the racial stereotype before I lose my wedding invite.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:45, Reply)

wedding invite

car's wheels
( Kroney, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:48, Reply)

I don't know how DJ still has his
maybe he pays some urchin to guard the car while he's inside 'tapping that'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:51, Reply)

*laughing out loud*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:52, Reply)

It's funny because he loves his car more than life itself
I had to drive it for him once when he'd been drinking. Talk about precious.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Haha
"Hey deejay man, tha's well mint an' that"
( Kroney, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:54, Reply)

LES DENNIS

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Well his life is fairly funny I suppose

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:46, Reply)

I really wish I didn't find this funny
I maintain my stance from yesterday that a footballer's affair being discussed in the House of Commons is a sign that the Rapture actually did happen and we're all in hell as we type.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:43, Reply)

I don't understand
why he's so upset that the press is saying anything. Surely, if you don't want people to talk about the bad things you do, they right way is not to do bad things to start with.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:26, Reply)

I don't get why married men get a mistress that looks like their wife.
Surley you'd want something a bit different?
( girlinthehole, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Like one of those Star Trek chicks that Kirk does

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Well maybe the same speices but a different hair colour.

( girlinthehole, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:51, Reply)

my soon-to-be wife is hot though
if I were to get a mistress I'd want one who is hot. Also, she is very much my type
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Yeah, just because they're cheating doesn't mean their taste in women changes.

( Kroney, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:53, Reply)

is 'utter slag' a type?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:56, Reply)

It is for footballers.

( girlinthehole, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:57, Reply)

My theory is that when Giggs was in his youth, it wasn't yet the done thing for footballers to spitroast willing sluts in a dingy motel
and he feels left out.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:59, Reply)

What on earth are you driveling on about now

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:00, Reply)

That Ryan Giggs is very old, I'm guessing.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:20, Reply)

dingy motel Holiday Inn
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:00, Reply)

He's not very bright.

( Kroney, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Maybe he's in love with his wife
but she's not giving him sex anymore.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Judging by the pics of his wife today
She doesn't look like her
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Deep fried risotto balls
No idea song wise, so I'll suggest 'last caress' by misfits as it has baby in the lyric
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Also pork
You gotta have some rich squishy pork.

And alt: Any of the Phil Spector songs with Baby in the title.
Baby I Love You
Be My Baby
There's No Other Like My Baby
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Did you know you can't get Haribo Starmix in Tenerife. Shocking!!
I shall be having a real Spanish person round making my tapas at the weekend and being pregnant I won't have to get her drunk.

Alt: Baby love by the Supremes.
( girlinthehole, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Mark and I were wondering
if you have big plans for the Friday or if you'll enjoy making croquetas with us in front of the TV with a nice bottle of wine for you two.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:47, Reply)

We shall be having a mini bash on the Friday with B3tans coming down on the Friday afternoon...
plus some of my family, Chickenlady and PJM's family etc
( girlinthehole, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:49, Reply)

:(

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:53, Reply)

NFI

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Neither AA or Piston are turning up to BGB's b4sh, a cause for extra celebration

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Very much so!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:59, Reply)

That's pretty standard for you.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:59, Reply)

I see
that'll make the croquetas making very complicated. We'll have to rethink the menu.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Why?
It will give the kids something to do while we're chatting.
( girlinthehole, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Oh, well
Why not. It's a very easy task, just messy and time consumming, so the kids will love it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Child labour FTW!

( girlinthehole, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:19, Reply)

That sounds too much
like one born every minute. Rather don't think about it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Making croquetas is pretty long winded
But the finished product, nom nom nom!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:51, Reply)

It's not so bad
if you have several people and are watching TV.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:56, Reply)

God I hate that song
She must make calamari with aioli
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Diana Ross? I have no idea what her cooking is like.

( girlinthehole, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Also, why would she cook calamari with nipples?

( Kroney, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Squidtits!
best of all the tits.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:23, Reply)

She makes a good
'Upside Down' cake.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:03, Reply)

LTI

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:05, Reply)

'One more chance'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Surrender.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:14, Reply)

That's actually not bad, Jeff
But I fear a Chain Reaction of puns.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:05, Reply)

When asked to cook faster, she said "You can't hurry, love"

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:05, Reply)

I will
If you pay for the calamari. Fucking expensive they are, and we'll be a lot of people!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:29, Reply)

I'm unable to answer you question
Because I am so incensed with rage after offering Monty a free Celtic brew in his beer thread and he didn't even have the fucking decency to answer me. I really hope he suffers some form of mild discomfort for a short period of time!
( Peej, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:02, Reply)

I'll have it on his behalf.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Don't worry, I'm sure his ex will start being an utter cunt again soon.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:04, Reply)

URGENT MARMITE UPDATE
www.amblondon.um.dk/NR/exeres/8A56692E-1780-495E-8176-F0E366653F52,frameless.htm?NRMODE=Published

I find it odd Denmark thought it prudent to form a "Food and Vetinary Administration".
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:06, Reply)

So that animals can't escape their jurisdiction
via the legal loophole of death.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Stop talking about food you fat fucks.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:35, Reply)

How's the diet going?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Alright only day three though

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Ah
That's why you haven't been so funny recently. I recommend you get pregnant. I've lost half a kilo already.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Been tempted to break it yet?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:42, Reply)

I had a bottle of cider on my birthday
which I'm technically not allowed but it's not the end of the world.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Aye, not too bad
Have you had the Stella Cider yet?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Yeah, it's not that nice I thought.
Waitrose own brand premium cider is where it's at.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:44, Reply)

I'll ask someone to pick me some of that up, not one close to me
It was a bit too sweet for my liking, but fucked with my head something rotten.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

How's yours going?
Your FB pics show you've lost some weight, so congrats!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Cheers fella, Still doing well
I'm bringing food from home all the time now, it's so much better. I've had sausage casserole, chicken stir fry and shepherd's pie this last week, all very tasty, and all a damn site healthier than what I'd been eating otherswise.

I assume you mean my most recent profile pic then?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Think so, there was a recent batch of more crossdressing ones
Or were they old pics?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Friend's birthday a few weeks back, Drag Night
Lads as girls, and vice versa. Was a good laugh
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Looks it from the pics!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:49, Reply)