Is that South Beach, Blackpool?
You're only allowed soggy fish and chips, or overpriced sandwiches?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 May 2011, 14:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Reverend!
*runs back to old thread, checks replies, writes new post, cuts and pastes*

I haven't actually met any of the professionals off Strictly yet, but the Ballroom world is certainly a mixed bag. I know the under-16 World Champions very well and they're both absolutely diamond kids, and the local amateur champs are top notch too. But there are some right uppity cunts about too (advice snippet from one "you dance for yourself darling, you don't dance for the judges" - What. A. Cock.)

Geoffrey, eh? So you're incredibly difficult to get out, but bat like an arthritic sloth?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Yeah that sounds like a load of shit right there.
"Oh I thought I danced really well, shame the judges thought I was FUCKING SHIT, never mind though." (who could that have been?)

Well I guess I'm kind of like that. Not the fastest run-scorer there ever was, but I'm persistent. Like herpes.

I also keep wicket, but as I've not been at the club very long and they already have an established keeper, I'm just the backup.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 May 2011, 15:13, Reply)

You must be pretty handy in the field and the slips as well then
Nothing wrong with emulating Boycs. Greatest batsman England ever had. Apart from Devon Malcolm, obv.

So, that's one pair of Ola Jordan's soiled grundies... Lilya Kopylova's going to be there too, any requests?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Actually I get put in the slips quite a bit but I'm not actually a great catcher of the ball - but the skip hasn't worked that out yet
but give me a fucking huge set of gloves and I'm pretty good!

Devon Malcolm, lol. I think they had to show him which end to hold the bat!

Yes, good thinking. I'd like one of Lilya's jobbies, wrapped in clingfilm, if you could. Great stuff. I don't think wee Darren will give you much bother.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 May 2011, 15:33, Reply)

No, I could throw him away
Those two are apparently bloody lovely people, our dance teachers are very chummy with them. So you'd like a wrapped poo from a miniscule Russian dancer. You're a man of very specific tastes, eh?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:36, Reply)

This is actually one of Kroney's sockpuppet accounts.
Not really.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 May 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Hey, I'm not asking
I'll get the poo. Just don't kill me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:41, Reply)

And don't get your paws all over it for god's sake
I want it fresh, hence the clingfilm.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 May 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I'll vacuum-pack it for delivery to you
It'll be as fresh and fragrant as the moment it plops out of her.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Now THAT is customer service.
I will give you a positive online review for that.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 May 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Thank god
I'm having a hell of a time shifting all this pre-packaged Ukranian spaff.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Sorry mate, that's well out of my league. What do I look like, some kind of freakin' pervert?
That's me logging off, catch you tomorrow hopefully.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 May 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Speak soon sir
Cheers for the lols today
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:19, Reply)