You could work on developing your hand shadow puppet repertoire
When the opportunity presents itself I only ever have the crocodile or the rabbit to fall back on. I keep meaning to work on some more impressive two-handed ones.


Alt: I like nice crispy skins on my jacket spuds, best part of it.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Yes!
Cut the jacket open, lots of butter and eat all the flesh out. Then fill the remaining skin with cheese and nom this afterwards!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:22, Reply)

You can also do the same with a jacket potato
/Dahmer
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:23, Reply)

And *just like that* I'm not hungry anymore

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Sportscow - helping diets since 2011

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)

If I could just hang you on the front of my fridge for a couple of months that'd be great

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:29, Reply)

I could just eat all your food for you?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Yeah, ok
"The part of 'Bill Clay' in this business lunch will be played by sportscow, all other similarities to persons living or dead...etc"
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:35, Reply)

*volunteers*
There will be vol-au-vents, yes?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Idrinkyourmilkshakelols
vol-au-vents blood
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:38, Reply)