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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fuck me, I'm bored.And people keep promising me a heatwave, which never shows up. I should probably stop listening to Camping for my wether reports.
How can I cheer myself up this dull, boring Wednesday afternoon?
Alt: potatoes - skins on or off?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 15:28,
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latest was 15 years ago)
HahaI have literally never felt sorry for you before, Chompy. I'm not sure it's a sensation I'm entirely comfortable with.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 15:32,
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That'll be the potato rubbing in your cunt(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:33,
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I suppose 'cus you thought this up 20 minutes before me, you'd get the credit... typical. or ironic. I get the two mixed up, it's one or the other though.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:58,
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I thought I might take a BIT of the credit for it, yes(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:01,
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It's quite warm here, and the wind has dropped at last.Alt: on.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 May 2011, 15:32,
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This^Needs a bit more sun though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:35,
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It's trying, bless it.I'm going for dinner at the Baltic tonight. I've never been.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 May 2011, 15:40,
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Woo!Our last 2 Christmas parties were in the downstairs bit. Nice grub.
I've heard the restaurant on the top floor is tip top
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:43,
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That's where I'm headed - I have heard good things.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 May 2011, 15:46,
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I need a full report on my desk 9am sharp - STAT(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:48,
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This is today's menu:Daily Specials Menu
Starters
Beetroot Tart Tatin with Goats Cheese Fondant & Walnut Pesto
Crispy Bacon and Poached Egg Salad with a Honey and Mustard Dressing
Salt and Pepper Squid with Ponzu Dipping Sauce
Mains
Roasted Salmon with Summer Bean Fricassée
Flattened Rump Steak with Fries and Green Salad
Penne Pasta with Sundried Tomatoes and Portobello Mushrooms
Seasonal Vegetables
Puddings
Classic Lemon tart
Warm Chocolate Brownie with White Chocolate Ice Cream
Passion Fruit Bavarois with Passion Fruit Jam and Sorbet
Hazelnut Parfait
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 May 2011, 15:58,
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I'm hovering on the squid and steak at the minute.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 May 2011, 16:01,
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I have no idea what ponzu is!I'd agree with your choices though, with chocolate brownie to finish
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:02,
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I'm not arsed about dessert, to be honest.I don't know what ponzu is either.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 May 2011, 16:03,
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Right, I'm off to the station.I shall report back at some point.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 May 2011, 16:13,
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I had flattened rump steak with pepper and chilli on thursday, got some peppercorn sauce with itFucking fantastic
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:03,
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Can I have an extra starter and extra pudding instead of a main?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:12,
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if my bikin top flew across a fieldpeople would mistake it for a couple of tents.
Don't worry, men of b3ta. I would never wear a bikini. There is only so much mindbleach in the world.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 15:42,
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Look through this sitewww.damnyouautocorrect.com/
It never fails to amuse me (or sportscow, for that matter)
Either that, or I look at what's on my desktop background for a few seconds, cheers me right up.
Alt: Depends what on. Wedges - on, chips - off.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:33,
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chips with skins on is good!And DYAC is a fantastic way to waste an afternoon, after Lamebook.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 15:39,
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Chips with skins on are better - FACT(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:40,
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Why is this in their dictionarydamnyouautocorrect.com/images/fistmedaddy.jpg
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I managed a DYAC last nightTexted Mrs Cow trying to say Okey doke and it changed it to OK dike
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:42,
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HAHAHA!Proper water-spitting officelol!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:52,
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Courtesy of Broadsword:"If your day
seems sad and grey
just remember
it's still Wednesday! :) :) :)"
alt: on, they've lots of nutrients or something
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:34,
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Damn with the nutrients, they taste better(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:41,
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nomnomnomnom!Sliced and fried = great
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:50,
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oh em geeRANCHY POTATOES
my mate Ami makes them, boil potatoes, fry up some red onion with salt and pepper, then add the soft potatoes, add a little milk and some ranch dressing
omfg so good
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:51,
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Sounds nice!What is in ranch dressing?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:52,
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Needs MOAR COW*awaits AA referral post*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:53,
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I clicked it - it was an excellent response!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:55,
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it is, but i'm very sad and therefore hate everything today(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:56,
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I've never actually made it myself, I think you guys may call if salad creme?allrecipes.com/Recipe/Ranch-Dressing-and-Dip-Mix/Detail.aspx
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:56,
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www.damnyouautocorrect.com5 mins on there and you will be giggling like Monty in Columbia
Alt: On, taste much better that way
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:34,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1215063
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:35,
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I need to up my b3ta game here(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:38,
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It's the fact I'd even acknowledged you that makes it superb(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:39,
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Tell My B3th your libido is rising again and watch him cower in fear as you leaf through catalogues for saucy underwear.Potato skins are the best bit of the potato.
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girlinthehole, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:42,
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I just wanted to see what happens with a fiver first!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:49,
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I'm giggling away here!That would be a shock down a girl's top
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:54,
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You big kidWhen I was a student and went clubbing, I used to keep my purse down my top. This is completely extraneous information, included only for the purposes of tittilation.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 15:56,
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On the way back from Tenerife I tried to convince my nephew, (with the help of the trolly dolly), that I'd purposefully booked the naughty seats at the back of the plane where we were sitting.It was no use. He's too old to fool now.
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girlinthehole, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:48,
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I like this ideaI need some new ideas for making shit up for the kids. The best one I got from on here was the alarm sensors were Santa watching her to see if she ate all her dinner!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:49,
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He did get very flustered when I wouldn't put my seat belt on immediately when the light came on.So I left it off until just before lift off to wind him up. Rock and Roll!
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girlinthehole, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:51,
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Live fast and die young, that's me.I'm a bit overdue though.
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girlinthehole, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:54,
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Yeah, but it's got to be someone you don't actually hate and wish would dieor everyone would pick Rory
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OK thenWho should be mine?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:09,
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He has zinged me a number of times over the last few days*ponders*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:16,
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Internet jealousy!There's enough of me to go around. And I'm not Blousie's nemesis. I'm her BFF.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 16:07,
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not very good one if you keep calling her lovely(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:09,
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SO?You aren't taking this "nemesis" thing seriously are you?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:17,
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this right hereyou're supposed to be battling each other or something
and *lovely* people don't fight to the death
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:19,
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I've refused to sleep with himI don't know how much crueller I can be.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 16:20,
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Blimey, Darth has a long list of nemesii thenAll girls
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:21,
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You're right.'Refused' implies that you had any interest in asking, and everyone knows I'ma girl, so you haven't.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 16:23,
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You still have the "other" entrance though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:24,
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^thisExcept for that one time. With that nice doctor and the camera. That was fun.*
that was not fun.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 16:26,
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You got some lovely pics to remember it by though, eh?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:27,
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Not THOSE ones!Mr b3th looks like Bill Bryson to me (if that is Mr b3th on there)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:30,
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although in the wedding pictures he looks more like Peter Griffin(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 16:33,
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He just reminded me of him(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:34,
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he's used to rejection, I cannot imagine you've hurt his feelings (
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:24,
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Diet NemesisNot Nemesis enough
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:20,
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No-one has ever said that to him before(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:21,
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It is what we have come to expect, yes(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:24,
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Arseflangeof the people I was going to QI with, one is not answering his phone and I've just had a message from the other that she can't make it.
Their loss, I guess.
Anyone in London want to see QI being taped?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:18,
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You could work on developing your hand shadow puppet repertoireWhen the opportunity presents itself I only ever have the crocodile or the rabbit to fall back on. I keep meaning to work on some more impressive two-handed ones.
Alt: I like nice crispy skins on my jacket spuds, best part of it.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:18,
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Yes!Cut the jacket open, lots of butter and eat all the flesh out. Then fill the remaining skin with cheese and nom this afterwards!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:22,
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You can also do the same with a jacket potato/Dahmer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:23,
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And *just like that* I'm not hungry anymore(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:25,
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Sportscow - helping diets since 2011(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:25,
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If I could just hang you on the front of my fridge for a couple of months that'd be great(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:29,
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I could just eat all your food for you?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:31,
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Yeah, ok"The part of 'Bill Clay' in this business lunch will be played by sportscow, all other similarities to persons living or dead...etc"
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:35,
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*volunteers*There will be vol-au-vents, yes?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:36,
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Idrinkyourmilkshakelols(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:38,
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Gaz me your address, sending out randomburns (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:31,
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